by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 900thMost Influential: 2,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,538th
The Square root of
New York Times Democracy
New Eestiball and bravery
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

New Eestiball

Population1.155 billion

Leaderthe Prime Minister


The Square root of New Eestiball is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.155 billion New Eestiballers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 117 trillion eestians a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,755 eestians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth, New Eestiballers seem to be catching more chills, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 6,074th in the world and 79th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,192.8 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 900thTop
Most Influential: 2,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,538thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,074thMost Inclusive: 7,591stBest Weather: 8,060thNicest Citizens: 8,286thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,494thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,024thSafest: 9,031stHighest Food Quality: 10,148thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,276thMost Pacifist: 11,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,682ndMost Beautiful Environments: 12,745thMost Developed: 13,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,781stLeast Corrupt Governments: 14,198thLowest Crime Rates: 16,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,791stSmartest Citizens: 17,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,850thMost Secular: 18,209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,809thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,385thMost Cultured: 19,697thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,164thLargest Governments: 21,464th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 79th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 197 » North of Americas, Meropis, The Seven Provinces, Abject Ludicrosity, Invernessia, Yahlia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Elisabethshagen, Imperium Anglorum, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Rivierenland, Leranditale, GanymedEuropa, Jim the Baptist, Destyntine, Greater Icelandia, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Chioganah, The New Nordic Union, Savinecross, Galway-Dublin, Dauershire, Viktorias, Lieges, Evergreen Keys, Umeria, Republic of Satherland, Nuweland, Enway, An Clar, Someseni, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Kanokla, Kyrica, Eski, Valtrona, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Canovium, Brakanistan, Nardin, and 147 others.Wessex and Cornwall, Ethernetia, Turkenia, Noristoniaka, Anglo-Francios, NorthPortugal, Monkistan, The Oriental Empire, The Kingdom of Denmark, Leiningerland, San Guglielmo, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Apabeossie, Wombelland, Titoist Yugoslavia, Anskerdank, Othenhiem, The Templar Papal New State, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Nuevo Europa, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Sloburg, Saint Domingo, Stromia, Thils, Nova Babilonia, Thracia and Crimea, Emynia, Christian Terra, Lillistroniralocksne, Eritei, Athori, Thanianberg, Bohomo, Escalver, Maalat, Spudguy, Super Happy Land, Belmoren, Berlin and Hanover, Kalifer and Baska, Falvaard, Quentenia, Bluemerica, Aquatos, Maritzal, La Gaulle, Great Hanover, Khuravia, Weltbeherrschung, The Pagan Moon, Owlograd, Desibia, Powiat Miechowski, Amicities, Yazakhastan, United Communes of Chile, Israeli Provinces, Chronus, Purgatio, Yebatga, Greater Albaina, Yoannes, Elania Kingdom, Esvonia, Moguera, Ostermarch, Kardjali, Saiwania, Leszno, The Greater Eastern Republic, Cherised Lands of Galicia, New New Juncelion, Armbruster, Boldia, Woschia, New Touraine, Parliamentary Laramidia, Nea Europa, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Cantabriae, The Scandinavian Realm, Feldorf, Lovisa, Emeraldbridge, Contamania, ENOTRIA, United Kingd and Emp of Great Britannia, KurentSlavija, Sunrice, Domton, Deftern, East Kirea, Bareu, Maanenland, Asparagusia, Lord Sapre, Nou Hel, Progravie, Le Vichy France, Daulle, Balante, Crestphalia, Robbonia, Estonesia, Greater Bahland, Stukilo, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, Velosia, Joshatu, Cantilena, Antwerpen Apart, Hallorland, Durlia, Cyladia, Hansereul, Atraewa, Toaddia, Wes Eloniostanisstan, Trisikistan, The Rebels of Ireland, The Ekster Islands, Helsingdal, Litalia Vala, Soviet Taoistan, Dorenstad, Mallesia, Nevelja, Coque Borie Lethawik, Godefargen, Jetsia, Solestia, New Ylicia, A3161, Inner Planets, Faylight, Far Eries, Bombastion, Nieuw Gent, Namiona, Mimeer, Neuchateau, Nvmantia, Capitol Heights, Neue Prussian Republic, and Eriku.

View Forum posts