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Most Influential: 78thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 490th
The Blueberry Preserve of
Left-wing Utopia
One day, it will all be over.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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New Eestiball

Population6.959 billion

CapitalTallinn
LeaderAnn O'Nymous
FaithYahlism

Currencypropan
Animalbobcat

The Blueberry Preserve of New Eestiball is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ann O'Nymous with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.959 billion Estonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,590 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,525 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', all animals are equal but some are more equal than others, and Ann O'Nymous is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the bobcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 3,891st in the world and 61st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.86 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 78thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 805thMost Inclusive: 831stMost Pacifist: 850thNicest Citizens: 863rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 865thSafest: 965thMost Valuable International Artwork: 974thHighest Food Quality: 1,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,121stBest Weather: 1,150thMost Developed: 1,286thHealthiest Citizens: 1,367thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,406thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,655thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,729thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,977thMost Cultured: 1,996thLargest Governments: 2,087thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,117thSmartest Citizens: 2,189thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,378thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,388thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,492ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,857thMost Secular: 3,020thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,335thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,500thLowest Crime Rates: 3,891stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,978thHighest Average Incomes: 6,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,010thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 16,493rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,589th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionNudest: 115th in the region

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