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Most Influential: 96thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 527th
The WitchofTroubleinElectricBlue of
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New Eestiball

Population6.303 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde

AnimalSleepless echidna

The WitchofTroubleinElectricBlue of New Eestiball is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.303 billion Estonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,910 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, children are raised bilingual from an early age, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the Sleepless echidna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 282,320th in the world and 1,442nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 96thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 527thMost Pacifist: 882ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 895thSafest: 901stNicest Citizens: 933rdMost Inclusive: 963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,117thBest Weather: 1,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,177thHighest Food Quality: 1,221stMost Secular: 1,347thMost Developed: 1,403rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,487thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,592ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,941stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,553rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,558thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,634thLargest Governments: 2,639thMost Cultured: 2,676thSmartest Citizens: 2,716thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,386thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,594thLowest Crime Rates: 3,915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,138thMost Efficient Economies: 4,859thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,594thHighest Average Incomes: 8,035thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,263rdTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,792ndHighest Economic Output: 19,601stMost Income Equality: 25,318thNudest: 27,847th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionNudest: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the region

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