The WitchofTroubleinElectricBlue of New Eestiball is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.303 billion Estonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,910 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, children are raised bilingual from an early age, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, and emojis are the soul of wit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the Sleepless echidna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 282,320^th in the world and 1,442^nd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.