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Most Influential: 160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 806th
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New Eestiball

Population5.166 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde

Animalasleep echidna

The Inactive Nation of New Eestiball is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.166 billion Estonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 979 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,607 propans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the asleep echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 309,533rd in the world and 1,228th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511thLeast Corrupt Governments: 806thMost Pacifist: 1,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,126thNicest Citizens: 1,148thSafest: 1,157thMost Inclusive: 1,174thBest Weather: 1,397thHighest Food Quality: 1,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,575thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,879thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,005thHealthiest Citizens: 2,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,174thMost Developed: 2,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,973rdTop
Most Cultured: 3,239thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,480thSmartest Citizens: 3,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,756thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,816thLargest Governments: 3,831stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,015thMost Efficient Economies: 4,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,423rdMost Secular: 5,447thLowest Crime Rates: 5,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,911thHighest Average Incomes: 9,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,002ndTop
Most Income Equality: 20,557thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,365thHighest Economic Output: 25,866th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionNudest: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionMost Secular: 89th in the regionMost Income Equality: 95th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 259 » North of Americas, The Seven Provinces, Ausvelt, Rary, Pilipinas and Malaya, Sicheslav, Gorzi, Arsenial, Caescadia, Salarnsia, Scutarie, Soveiniesberg, The Asten Islands, Northern German Federation, Destyntine, New Vorarlberg, The New Palaces, Meneda, Trilanian, United States of Russia1, Kalebo, Balcem, The New Dawn Imperium, Nghymru, Walfo, Lovetopia, Arsyn, Greater Morvonia, Zaznia, Nyarlathothep, Corbelo, The-British-Isles, Vostaland, Younizia, Grimlandia, Regnum Italiae, The Versice Commonwealth, The Roviet Sussia, HELLLLL, The Mishar People, Fenian Provinces, Ostveg, Wes Fan Nottaius, Avalisk, Norbarch, Hessinau, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Ostroban, Rykwetter, Germaniej, and 209 others.Botizia, Maanenland, Helisweerde, Rocebard, Weeddialvon, Ferranghia, South St Maarten, GanymedEuropa, Burvenchkaht, Ivernia, Nordfolkland, Southern Whateverlandia, Empire of Donau, Ansington, Liberalialand, Bazlak, Nigeriao Kingdom, Scartap, Jim the Baptist, UGBK, Coque Borie Lethawik, Revolutionary Turkey, Meropis, Crux Epia, Gorpdale, Salvora Montalvo, Etnon, The New Mexican Confederation, Slavatania, Irminsulia, Druznia, Roscrea, The Vicures Islands, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Slovanov, EconomicPowerhouse, Brizsland, Ikarus, Volqa, Wolfrikdom, Dark Matter, Greater Chandrila, GrossKontinentaleuropa, Bechgyn Benywaidd, Bueroland, -URAN-, Ventelia, Glagoly, Gentarach, Rome Ruzalls, Germanic United European states, Chioganah, Uvogorad, Skovestland, Montoga, Wiener-Neustadt, Leiningerland, Siye, 3colandia, Clytrat, Neocarsiania, Askira, Invernessia, The New Nordic Union, The Jubunian Islands, Revienessia, Western Kriat, Northern Socialist States, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Curtoba, Kraykon, Slavinorika, Kardosa, Aptalistan, Savinecross, Toinetopia, Torshavnese Empire, Newex Nov Can, Great Hanover, Arorska, Superior Saxonia, Swizzy, Dizgovzy, Leranditale, Estji, Galway-Dublin, Espaque, Hollow Shrine, Pitayland, North Batica, CapyBlappy, Athens But Better, Betasia, Ollenda, Nordivia, Kkorea, Dauershire, Jaslo, Chrobacko, Heansa, Betosky, Moregarthram, Dreinattorek, Gnombarrius, BasarabiaPamantRomanesc, Ost-Scandinavia, Orsik, Lieges, Domtonia, Federal Commune of Europea, Leistrona, Yourope, Winterstein, Dovi, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, The Holy-German-Confederation, Austroslovenia, Umeria, Prydzopolis, Unidoria, Libertian Communes, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Inner Albania, Reiserland, Great Clucky, Yoooooooo, DeNorSweLand, Republic of Satherland, Nuweland, An Clar, Someseni, Yahlia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Kanokla, Mynox, Brakanistan, Nardin, NorthPortugal, Monkistan, Apabeossie, Wombelland, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Othenhiem, The Templar Papal New State, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Stromia, Thracia and Crimea, Eritei, Spudguy, Super Happy Land, Belmoren, Elisabethshagen, Falvaard, Quentenia, Maritzal, Khuravia, Weltbeherrschung, Amicities, United Communes of Chile, Chronus, Elania Kingdom, Ostermarch, Imperium Anglorum, Kardjali, Leszno, Parliamentary Laramidia, Nea Europa, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, The Scandinavian Realm, Bareu, Balante, Robbonia, Estonesia, St Scarlett, Durlia, Nieuw Gent, Bathera, Eppur, Jahass, Europe a Nation, Diets, Dipretorian, Scytharum, Warzakie, Thracia Republic, Terra Nordica, Outer Sparta, Konewa, Karnea, West Atone, Girvage, Janart, Mombourg, Ottterland, Alpine Lands, The Champions League, Armbruster, Agausia, Kebabian States, Alsted, Aroale, Dunsteen, Berlin and Hanover, Qroma, Northwest Isles, and Ceplon.