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Most Influential: 488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 668thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,732nd
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New Eestiball

Population2.949 billion

LeaderJuan Quentin de la Salsa Verde


The Going on 3 billion of New Eestiball is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Quentin de la Salsa Verde with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.949 billion Estonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Eestiballian economy, worth 478 trillion propans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,387 propans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into New Eestiball. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eestiball's national animal is the echidna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yahlism.

New Eestiball is ranked 266,952nd in the world and 1,207th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -422.48 on the Hayek Index.

Most Influential: 488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 668thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,732ndSafest: 1,965thMost Pacifist: 2,052ndMost Inclusive: 2,180thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,276thBest Weather: 2,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,432ndNicest Citizens: 2,494thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,495thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,080thHighest Food Quality: 3,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,403rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,894thHealthiest Citizens: 4,164thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,285thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,587thMost Efficient Economies: 4,825thLargest Governments: 4,933rdMost Developed: 5,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,152ndSmartest Citizens: 6,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,163rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,216thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,625thLowest Crime Rates: 7,024thMost Cultured: 7,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,912thHighest Average Incomes: 12,490thMost Secular: 13,547thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 22,107th
Largest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 121st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 127th in the region

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