The Republic of Dizgovzy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alex Tashenov with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.641 billion Dizgovzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hlazbaúrg. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dizgovzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,345 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Alex Tashenov is a silly poophead, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dizgovzy's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dizgovzy is ranked 302,526^th in the world and 1,095^th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.6 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.