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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,909thSafest: 3,380th
The Republic of
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Population8.641 billion

LeaderAlex Tashenov


The Republic of Dizgovzy is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alex Tashenov with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.641 billion Dizgovzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hlazbaśrg. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dizgovzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,345 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Alex Tashenov is a silly poophead, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dizgovzy's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dizgovzy is ranked 302,526th in the world and 1,095th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.6 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,909thTop
Safest: 3,380thMost Pacifist: 3,554thMost Influential: 3,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,341stBest Weather: 4,431stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,031stNicest Citizens: 5,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,099thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,728thHighest Food Quality: 6,926thMost Inclusive: 7,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,215thMost Cultured: 8,357thHealthiest Citizens: 8,552ndSmartest Citizens: 9,800thMost Developed: 10,142ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,219thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,865thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,407thLargest Governments: 14,010thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,040thLowest Crime Rates: 15,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,363rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 24,151stHighest Average Incomes: 29,847thMost Politically Free: 30,356th
Least Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 63rd in the regionSafest: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 78th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 78th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 86th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the region

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