The Content Peoples of Umeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Helen D'Annain with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.541 billion Umerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Umerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,815 trillion euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,904 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Helen D'Annain is a silly poophead, and turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats. Crime is totally unknown. Umeria's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Umeria is ranked 269,799^th in the world and 1,250^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -806.61 on the Hayek Index.