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Most Influential: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,323rd
The Keisririik of
Left-Leaning College State
Oleme Inimesed, Oleme Keisrid!
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Population6.611 billion

LeaderMoonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik
FaithÖöselid Pantheon

AnimalBarn Swallow

The Keisririik of Estonesia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 6.611 billion Ööselids enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth a remarkable 1,018 trillion Saarstels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,048 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, Ööselid husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores. Crime is totally unknown. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselid Pantheon.

Estonesia is ranked 172,399th in the world and 812th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 91.66 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 259thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,323rdMost Inclusive: 4,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,045thMost Developed: 6,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,127thRudest Citizens: 6,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,388thHighest Food Quality: 6,417thSmartest Citizens: 6,944thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,675thLargest Governments: 7,790thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,964thMost Efficient Economies: 8,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,238thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,622ndBest Weather: 9,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,401stHealthiest Citizens: 10,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,403rdNicest Citizens: 11,775thMost Cultured: 12,311thLowest Crime Rates: 13,529thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 14,250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,412thHighest Economic Output: 20,750thMost Secular: 22,643rdMost Rebellious Youth: 22,792ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,921st
Nudest: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 127th in the region

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