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Most Influential: 97thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,651st
The Keisririik of
Democratic Socialists
Oleme Inimesed, Oleme Keisrid!
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Estonesia

Population10.574 billion

CapitalMakassar
LeaderMoonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik
FaithÖöselid Pantheon

CurrencySaarstel
AnimalBarn Swallow

The Keisririik of Estonesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Moonika Victoria II dira Nurmekuusik with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and national health service. The devout population of 10.574 billion Ööselids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Makassar. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ööselid economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Saarstels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 162,612 Saarstels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Barn Swallows and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonesia's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ööselid Pantheon.

Estonesia is ranked 12,317th in the world and 175th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.04 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 97thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 701stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,556thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,366thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,453rdMost Developed: 5,461stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,911thMost Inclusive: 6,416thLargest Governments: 6,657thSmartest Citizens: 6,712thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,751stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,056thRudest Citizens: 7,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,285thHealthiest Citizens: 7,561stHighest Food Quality: 7,682ndBest Weather: 7,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,991stMost Efficient Economies: 9,533rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,210thMost Cultured: 12,023rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,317thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,307thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,422ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,813thHighest Economic Output: 15,019thMost Patriotic: 15,350thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 17,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,952ndMost Income Equality: 29,377th
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Most Influential: 66th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 78th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Patriotic: 112th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 118th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 144th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 191 » Maritzal, North of Americas, Elisabethshagen, The New Nordic Union, Nardin, The Champions League, Mynox, Outer Sparta, Kardjali, Regnum Italiae, Walfo, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Galway-Dublin, Pilipinas and Malaya, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Irminsulia, Robbonia, Puerto Thelosia, Trixeland, New Eestiball, South St Maarten, Othenhiem, Northern German Federation, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, St Scarlett, Leszno, The Scandinavian Realm, Weltbeherrschung, Super Happy Land, An Clar, Bareu, Brakanistan, Thracia and Crimea, Ostermarch, Gliesetonia, Quentenia, Chronus, Thracia Republic, Savinecross, Falvaard, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Dauershire, Wiener-Neustadt, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Lieges, Yahlia, Ausvelt, Umeria, The-British-Isles, and 141 others.Shenny, Jim the Baptist, Dark Matter, The Templar Papal New State, Amicities, Belmoren, Nuweland, United Communes of Chile, Carignanum, Nea Europa, Jahass, Zulrich, Durlia, Ivernia, Popaholick, Seristria, Europe a Nation, Dipretorian, Someseni, Wombelland, Alsted, Rary, Gorzi, Armbruster, Agausia, Zaznia, Scytharum, Salarnsia, Ollenda, Malchalar, Warzakie, Botizia, Slavonia and Srijem, Dunsteen, Aroale, Superior Saxonia, Girvage, Ost-Scandinavia, Kebabian States, Karnea, Leranditale, Macedonian Yugoslavia, Ansington, Ostroban, Younizia, Great Hanover, Leiningerland, Arsenial, Newex Nov Can, Medici Empire, Balcem, Scutarie, Sicheslav, Slavatania, Ferranghia, Konewa, The Asten Islands, Chioganah, Ithania, Alpine Lands, Fenian Provinces, Maanenland, Southern Whateverlandia, HELLLLL, Mombourg, Ottterland, Burvenchkaht, Etnon, Meropis, UGBK, Dizgovzy, Northern Socialist States, Ikarus, Kkorea, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Leistrona, Great Clucky, Yourope, New Vorarlberg, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Stumphosse Res, AnnaK, Lorissa, Golonov, East Ase Palmars, Coque Borie Lethawik, Castlenburg, Gelsland, Agatep, Bastile, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Ostveg, Cavonia, Dullia, Skovestland, Icoland, Stromia, Nordivia, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Foudina, Liberepublia, Kanokla, Calicov, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Elestansa, Makykay, Skalliad, Orsik, Basque Dominion, The Deccan Federation, -URAN-, Istastioner, Hankhank, The AbelLandia, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Sovsastan, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, The Seven Provinces, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Esvonia, Fliptastic, Woodlands, Cambany, Wamia, Kronverg, The Iron Khagnate, and Apocalypse Borg.

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