Population | 1.098 billion |
Capital | Belgrade |
Leader | PM Nikola Jokić |
Faith | State Secularism |
Currency | WB$ Western Balkan Dollar |
Animal | Aquila Heliaca |
The Federal Republic of Western Balkania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Nikola Jokić with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.098 billion Western Balkaners love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Western Balkan economy, worth 128 trillion WB$ Western Balkan Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,684 WB$ Western Balkan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, rumour has it PM Nikola Jokić needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer WB$ Western Balkan Dollars to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Western Balkania's national animal is the Aquila Heliaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Secularism.
Western Balkania is ranked 40,524th in the world and 370th in Europe for Most Income Equality, scoring 65.56 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Western Balkania, the government is spending billions of taxpayer WB$ Western Balkan Dollars to support "struggling" industries.
- : Following new legislation in Western Balkania, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Western Balkania, rumour has it PM Nikola Jokić needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten.
- : Western Balkania lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Western Balkania endorsed The Grand Duchy of Joda.
- : Western Balkania endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Moravian-Silesian Kingdom.
- : Western Balkania endorsed The Kingdom of Elvorian.
- : Following new legislation in Western Balkania, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Western Balkania was endorsed by The Republic of Delphoria.
- : Western Balkania was endorsed by The People's Republic of Bogani.
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