The Vinificating Republic of Leiningerland is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by whoever is in charge at the moment with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 796 million Leiningerlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hardenburg. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Leiningerlandian economy, worth 59.4 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,661 Schwanentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leiningerland's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Leiningerland is ranked 8,496^th in the world and 129^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 42.11 Bank.