The 14 percent alcohol by volume of Leiningerland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.632 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,830 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,912 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, astronomy is stifled by widespread astrophobia, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, and the highest sporting award is the Grail of Tears. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 280,739^th in the world and 663^rd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.18 Obesity Rate.