The Vinificating Republic of Leiningerland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by whoever is in charge at the moment with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.443 billion Leiningerlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Leiningerlandian economy, worth 121 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 83,933 Schwanentalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

L-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests. Crime is well under control. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Leiningerland is ranked 205,900^th in the world and 1,218^th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 22.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.