The Democratic Republic of United Communes of Chile is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.37 billion Chilenos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capital Imperial de Iquique. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth a remarkable 1,291 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,783 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Andean Condor Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandated worship of El Gran Presidente.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 13,203^rd in the world and 187^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 23.6 Bank.