by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Lowest Crime Rates: 1,886thMost Influential: 2,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,915th
The Santo Imperio of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Free thought is counter revolutionary
El Gran Presidente
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

United Communes of Chile

Population4.094 billion

CapitalLa Capital Imperial de Iquique
LeaderEl Gran Presidente
FaithMandated worship of El Gran Presidente

Currencychilean peseta
AnimalAndean Condor

The Santo Imperio of United Communes of Chile is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.094 billion Chilenos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capital Imperial de Iquique. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth 705 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 172,374 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandated worship of El Gran Presidente.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 194,895th in the world and 383rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.68 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,886thTop
5%
Most Influential: 2,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,915thHealthiest Citizens: 3,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,293rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,390thLargest Governments: 3,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,736thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,812thSmartest Citizens: 4,177thBest Weather: 4,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,443rdMost Inclusive: 4,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,473rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,599thMost Cultured: 6,773rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,495thHighest Average Incomes: 9,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,715thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,041stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,367thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,538thMost Efficient Economies: 13,273rdMost Developed: 13,646thMost Secular: 14,367thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,269thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,985thMost Authoritarian: 16,104th
Top
1%
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : United Communes of Chile was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : United Communes of Chile voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in United Communes of Chile, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.

More...

View Forum posts

Report