The Santo Imperio of United Communes of Chile is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by El Gran Presidente with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, digital currency, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.094 billion Chilenos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capital Imperial de Iquique. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient United Communes of Chilean economy, worth 705 trillion chilean pesetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 172,374 chilean pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, the government-run newspapers insist that everything is fine, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Communes of Chile's national animal is the Andean Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandated worship of El Gran Presidente.

United Communes of Chile is ranked 194,895^th in the world and 383^rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10.68 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.