The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.328 billion HELLLLLians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.
The all-consuming HELLLLLian economy, worth 193 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,264 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,618 per year while the poor average 985, a ratio of 772 to 1.
Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HELLLLL was endorsed by The United Republic of Heisenbee.
- : HELLLLL lodged a message on the New Western Empire Regional Message Board.
- : HELLLLL altered its national flag.
- : HELLLLL voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
- : HELLLLL was endorsed by The Sacred Federation of Equinoctial States.
- : HELLLLL endorsed The United Socialist States of Nodistan.
- : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
- : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
- : HELLLLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
Endorsements Received: 44 » Runegeist, Gorzi, Corsoaua, Concol, Elmgard, The UnitedStates of America, Tyranogorgon, The United Empire States, Silvaterrana, Dasnar, Metania-Sol, Josephtan, Aldund, Jatma, Secular Soverign Republics, Salanernterthwazva, Pontusia, Zalodia, Reatilber Soclistice, Rupp, ZOO288, Zokada, United Soviet States Of Russian Empire, Bergonnia, Fredonion, Valltoria, Davnar, Wad Thelan Sysky 1, Bawnnmore, Middle Papillon, Mjopolis, Carlusinia, The Evile Empire, Ierna, Of NUGE, Somme Secular Alliance, Caroling, VichyFrance, Venkara, Ascendancy of Heria, Asterdel, Mazamason, Equinoctial States, and Heisenbee.