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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 507thMost Ignorant Citizens: 890th
The Hellish landscape of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The Dark Lord Cometh to NationStates
Bootleg Satan
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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HELLLLL

Population2.328 billion

CapitalDissapointment
LeaderBootleg Satan
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGold
AnimalBat

The Hellish landscape of HELLLLL is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bootleg Satan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.328 billion HELLLLLians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dissapointment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The all-consuming HELLLLLian economy, worth 193 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,264 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 761,618 per year while the poor average 985, a ratio of 772 to 1.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. HELLLLL's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

HELLLLL is ranked 7,511th in the world and 22nd in New Western Empire for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 58.98 Whatever.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 353rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 507thMost Ignorant Citizens: 890thHighest Crime Rates: 1,117thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,147thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,904thMost Avoided: 2,309thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,028thMost Primitive: 3,043rdFattest Citizens: 3,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,413thLargest Mining Sector: 6,476thLargest Retail Industry: 6,847thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,511thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,371stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,112thMost Armed: 11,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,646thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,380thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,175thMost Pro-Market: 22,379th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionNudest: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HELLLLL was endorsed by The United Republic of Heisenbee.
  • : HELLLLL lodged a message on the New Western Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : HELLLLL altered its national flag.
  • : HELLLLL voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : HELLLLL was endorsed by The Sacred Federation of Equinoctial States.
  • : HELLLLL endorsed The United Socialist States of Nodistan.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in HELLLLL, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
  • : HELLLLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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