The Federation of Mynox is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Willy Brandt with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.648 billion Mynoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynoxian economy, worth 766 trillion Goldmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,841 Goldmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Europe, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. Mynox's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Mynox is ranked 212,020^th in the world and 1,240^th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.