The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.262 billion Neuropeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 4,229 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 245,041 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit Nea Europa to mass-moon Neuropean politicians, political commentators say that Daniel Winston's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and students abandon classrooms for online education. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 299,903^rd in the world and 1,420^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.