The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.315 billion Neuropeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,530 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neuropean as 'your finger, you fool', people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work. Crime is totally unknown. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 206,266^th in the world and 1,195^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.