The Federation of Nea Europa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.364 billion Neuropeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 2,034 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,222 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime is totally unknown. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 1,544^th in the world and 27^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,404.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.