The Federation of Nea Europa is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.136 billion Neuropeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 1,750 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 215,204 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and Daniel Winston's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 156,319^th in the world and 883^rd in Europe for Most Pro-Market, scoring 23.67 on the Rand Index.