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Most Influential: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 224th
The Democratic Socialist Union of
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The New Nordic Union

Population10.992 billion

Leaderthe Executive Council of the Union

AnimalDark Bee

The Democratic Socialist Union of The New Nordic Union is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Executive Council of the Union with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, lack of airports, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.992 billion Northerners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keypmannahavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 2,543 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 231,395 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, The New Nordic Union recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, they who do not work shall not eat, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime is totally unknown. The New Nordic Union's national animal is the Dark Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New Nordic Union is ranked 1,262nd in the world and 22nd in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 671.21 Bank.

Most Influential: 15thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 224thMost Beautiful Environments: 244thMost Pacifist: 316thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 322ndBest Weather: 323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 347thMost Advanced Public Education: 360thMost Inclusive: 377thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378thHighest Food Quality: 459thMost Compassionate Citizens: 488thHighest Average Tax Rates: 509thNicest Citizens: 531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 700thLargest Governments: 739thMost Secular: 770thLeast Corrupt Governments: 788thMost Developed: 849thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 865thMost Rebellious Youth: 912thSmartest Citizens: 922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 982ndSafest: 983rdMost Cultured: 992ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,107thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,480thHealthiest Citizens: 1,493rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,830thTop
Highest Drug Use: 3,312thHighest Average Incomes: 4,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,688thHighest Economic Output: 6,288thRudest Citizens: 7,631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,228thMost Stationary: 9,079thNudest: 10,287thTop
Most Income Equality: 20,058thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,564th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 40th in the regionNudest: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLargest Populations: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Income Equality: 127th in the region

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