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The New Nordic Union

Population9.189 billion

Leaderthe Executive Council of the Union

AnimalDark Bee

The Democratic Socialist Union of The New Nordic Union is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Executive Council of the Union with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.189 billion Northerners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keypmannahavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth a remarkable 2,131 trillion Krónas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 231,926 Krónas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown. The New Nordic Union's national animal is the Dark Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The New Nordic Union is ranked 1,485th in the world and 27th in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 199,105.59 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 22ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 224thLargest Welfare Programs: 225thMost Pacifist: 297thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301stBest Weather: 303rdMost Inclusive: 304thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 350thMost Advanced Public Education: 363rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 401stNicest Citizens: 445thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 453rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 488thLargest Governments: 685thMost Secular: 701stMost Valuable International Artwork: 744thLeast Corrupt Governments: 764thMost Developed: 826thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 840thSmartest Citizens: 872ndMost Rebellious Youth: 933rdSafest: 947thMost Cultured: 969thLongest Average Lifespans: 970thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,067thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,485thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,606thLowest Crime Rates: 1,686thTop
Highest Drug Use: 3,036thMost Efficient Economies: 3,953rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,160thHighest Average Incomes: 4,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,269thHighest Economic Output: 7,017thRudest Citizens: 7,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,057thMost Stationary: 9,983rdNudest: 10,039thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 20,334thMost Income Equality: 21,099th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 48th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionMost Income Equality: 80th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Politically Free: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionMost Extreme: 115th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 268 » Imperium Anglorum, Troltovia, Lexembourg, Lovisa, Slavorussia, Falvaard, Einswenn, Wombelland, Outer Sparta, Bohomo, Evka, Durlia, Northern German Federation, Ahma, An Clar, Ansington, Regnum Italiae, Lieges, Dauershire, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Nuweland, Umeria, Dark Matter, Puerto Thelosia, Super Happy Land, Chioganah, Hirota, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Western Berlin, Maritzal, Popaholick, Northeast Vatican, Quentenia, Sinclairtown, Galway-Dublin, Milfgaerd, Yahlia, Ostermarch, The Ivory Tower of Academia, Feria-Alkaline, Saiwania, Alympian Kingdom, Daneforth, Saint Domingo, Soviet Krussia, Germany Third Reich, Slavonia and Srijem, Thracia Republic, Pilipinas and Malaya, Wessex and Cornwall, and 218 others.Irminsulia, Carphelia, North of Americas, Yoannes, Cre Alworkez, Aristeme, Kardjali, Baycanistan, Alsted, St Scarlett, Purgatio, Nardin, Brakanistan, The Mongol Plain, GanymedEuropa, Rouvenor, The Greater Eastern Republic, Solteur, Eritei, Pazano, South St Maarten, Monkistan, New Rickiland, Aragonja, Boldia, Corthaen, Leszno, New Touraine, Druznia, Belmoren, Dorpz, Stukilo, Death Bat, Amicities, New Ylicia, Migurson, Toaddia, Lord Sapre, Greate San Marino, Thracia and Crimea, The Sect Meces, Estonesia, British Alban, Arorska, Cytadela, Jim the Baptist, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Volara, German Bismarck Republic, Republic of Satherland, Lumitauka, Leranditale, Beauprix, Candavia, Kenmoria WA Mission, Socialist Balkans, Naifon, Carignanum, Seristria, British Norklon, Vulpan, Parliamentary Laramidia, Urbintin, Supcotia, Maanenland, The Scandinavian Realm, Ukraba, Soviet Taoistan, Aslicuria, Elisabethshagen, Domton, Scravovia, Svarte Tarnet, Blechingia, Neuchateau, Kanokla, Treehound, Sagral, Arsenial, Alba-Nord, Permorania, The Wretched of this Earth, Trixeland, Stumphosse Res, Thils, The Peoples Republic of Suffolk, The Pagan Moon, Navence, Proutosaure, Mallesia, Stromia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Novo Portugal, The-British-Isles, ENOTRIA, Anskerdank, Invernessia, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Eesenland, Belgique et France, A State of Trance, Gultravia, Betasia, Shagolaa, Phillicans, The 4th french empire, IllyrianAlbania, Velosia, Walfo, Slovenian Styria, Dalmannia, Nieuw Gent, Greater Tomland, Neudeutsches Imperium, The Fair Republic, Monte Naranja, Rijland, Valskraa, Puhja, Bananyas, Godefargen, Enway, Sloburg, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, Elitestland, Poland-Kaliningrad, YOLOmimia, Rhinowolf, Legique, Apollonivm, Great Winminster, Continental Social Democrats, Riverpost, Leymen, New Pannonia, Kelkn, Appathian, Encaenia, Novabritannia, Volonism, Eurasies, Prussian-Union, Riega, Bareu, Cydfuddiannaeth, Drew Durrnil, North Batica, Ausvelt, The Champions League, Chronus, Montevino, Kronelande, Northwest Isles, Reignment, Destyntine, Delphinia, Norbarch, Iggly Iggle, Free Karabakh, Someseni, Transmontagne, Shaor, Cadersy, Jordariki, Zaporizhzhia, Oswesch, The New Dawn Imperium, State Of Kian, Farrensk, Botizia, Greater Belgium, Moravian-Silesian Kingdom, Pamia, Savinecross, Dogemark, Frialla, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Miechow 2, Weeddialvon, Jambon, Engales and Southern Ireland, Escavilla, Liberny, The New Greater Swissland, Greater Dragunovia, Nuclear lammi, The Kingdom of Denmark, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Rivierenland, Canovium, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Lundelbell, Kashtyria, Slunsko, British Cantha, Bombastion, Desibia, Dreysia, New Hevania, Kingdom of Ben at The Norrisland, Castelblancia, Eastern Greenlands, The Seven Provinces, Romana Imperium de Italia, New Vorarlberg, Abject Ludicrosity, Socialist Democratic Hryvina, Dasche, East Zaolzie, Artonin, Kurfuerstentum Brandenburg-Mecklenburg, Diophantine, Uldar Union, Imperium Germaniae, Italic League, and Great Robertia.

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