The Federated States of Pizza of Pilipinas and Malaya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leni Robredo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.602 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,764 Federated Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, and Filipino and Malayans seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grand Order of the Doge.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 157,408^th in the world and 736^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.