The Wintry Paradise of Pilipinas and Malaya is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leni Robredo with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.903 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,865 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,522 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grand Order of the Doge.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 4,073^rd in the world and 49^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,335.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.