The Wintry Paradise of Pilipinas and Malaya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leni Robredo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.073 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,487 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grand Order of the Doge.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 7,411^th in the world and 81^st in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,604.79 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.