The Wintry Paradise of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by e with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.692 billion Filipino and Malayans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 2,266 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,008 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Pilipinas And Malayan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 268,509^th in the world and 1,232^nd in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -564.67 on the Hayek Index.