The Federal Council Republic of Pilipinas and Malaya is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Darryl Soliman with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.096 billion Filipino and Malayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapura. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pilipinas and Malayan economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Federated Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 241,798 Federated Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and foreign leaders are advising that Darryl Soliman's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown. Pilipinas and Malaya's national animal is the Tarsier Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheonism.

Pilipinas and Malaya is ranked 38,524^th in the world and 209^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 281,818 Standard Monetary Units.