The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by a higly qualified elected official with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.064 billion Raghallaighians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rilenburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Raghallaighian economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion Barangs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,199 Barangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Raghallaigh's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Not in my House.

Raghallaigh is ranked 164,898^th in the world and 623^rd in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 427.52 milliStalins.