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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Secular: 1,067thMost Influential: 1,183rd
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population2.628 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.628 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 712 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,197 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wooloo Unitedstrtesian language, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Novorossilkovo, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 185,744th in the world and 6,361st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Secular: 1,067thMost Influential: 1,183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,417thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,315thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,411thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,605thHighest Average Incomes: 2,867thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,946thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,366thLowest Crime Rates: 3,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,757thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,913thLargest Governments: 4,183rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,439thLargest Black Market: 4,608thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,287thMost Developed: 5,496thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,591stMost Cultured: 5,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,093rdSmartest Citizens: 6,423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,457thMost Patriotic: 6,570thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,611thRudest Citizens: 7,820thLargest Retail Industry: 8,151stHighest Food Quality: 8,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,852ndMost Inclusive: 9,055thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,297thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,959thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,336thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,399th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 254th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 275th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 280th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 288th in the regionMost Patriotic: 290th in the regionMost Cultured: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Average: 377th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 400th in the regionRudest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 425th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 434th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 435th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 448th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 458th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 470th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 516th in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 553rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 560th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 615th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 703rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Factory Farming Ban".
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Minister of Foreign Affairs of Madjack.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Novorossilkovo.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Wooloo Unitedstrtesian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 222 » Aerilia, Chips and Guac, Empy, Omnistria, Yaorozu, Ethnon, Dar es Saalam, Liminyj, Votak Matim, Runeda, Demo Troplenia, Sikol, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Xyrron, Dreadton, Corfad, Selfgradatude, Daiz, Shadowrik, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Morover, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, Lulubellia, El Fiji Grande, Valentine Z, Yalkan, Prydania, Holy Oranz, North Bratislava, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Illusia and Neverendia, Amerian States, Heilhum Imperius, Notyoutopia, Cretox State, Newpromisedland, Frances Francis the First of France, 1 very fast endotarter, New Lakemba, Loutsland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Ravendi, Outer Shenendoah, The Iron Lions, and 172 others.Sunto, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, The Endless Eventide, WeKnow, Highton Islands, East Akra, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Orado, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, McMasterdonia, A Salmon Named Harold, Libertania Democratica, Yokciq Empire, Wilkshire, Xipher, Great Bights Mum, Simone Republic, Dangine, Draconian Progression, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Zeternia, Seanat, Republica Guilleana, Viridiann, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Former English Colony, Venicea, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Figyjharli, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seenvorland, Pytong, Northwest Zedonia, Vincone Cae, The Galactic Triumvirate, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Pasargad, Solcius, Pallaith, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, The Pantheons, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Khoik, Pleroma Sans Romans, Railroad Crossing, The Serdey Islands, Konolas, Nodnarb, Yellops, Chukstik Illahi, Climeria, Ozstan, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Strongwill, Crusadam, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, United Kahndaq, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wooleystan, Xentherida, Zyvetskistaahn, Planes, Darkmondoria, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Kromi, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Vesteysia, Que Lukustinardon, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Maott, Wapistan, Zemper Macro, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Steampunk Ariel, Rising Sakura, New Michag, Mon Island, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Erisoria, Tsandonown, ForestMythal, Capablanca, Katuda, Leon Bloom, Ariele, AmManies, Greater Ale Permars, Folenz, Card Kingdom, Ellbonnia, Sopernia, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Mitropola, Nova Arcania, Neopie, Logovets, Bearical, Unshleepd, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Tibus Heth, United Soviet State of North Amerika, Praeceps, Palgo, Dabarastan, Tringapore, Teothopia, Tachycardia, Paradeavenlisian States, Amogus Sussy, Religioncord, New Trisone, Weeb cult, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nuronte, Aguaria Major, Antonimus, Flaradestra, ChristianVille of the USA, Hellsinky, Perikuresu, Tehmistan, Harmonypine, Capitista, Chuuni Weebs, Aeolist, Cliecia, ABC, Lemsrow, Technocratic-european Countries, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Tronn, Skerordere Ang, Napnomadia, House Ahsanul, Ipuskoa, Kwaj, Sojenre, Kastonvia, Baloia, Laudesia, Haprus Nanari, Waldekit, Russila, Seltsames Auge, Q w e r t y, The Jerichowan Country, MTdemocracy, Excedra, Altivia, and Madjack.

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