The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Boris with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.609 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,525 WOOPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,455,687 per year while the poor average 120,909, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Wooloo Unitedstrtes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 307,194^th in the world and 9,351^st in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.