The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Boris with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.609 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,525 WOOPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,455,687 per year while the poor average 120,909, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Wooloo Unitedstrtes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 307,194th in the world and 9,351st in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Riemstagrad".
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in
Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in
Wooloo Unitedstrtes, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by
The Imperial State of The Empire of Ignesia.
- : Following new legislation in
Wooloo Unitedstrtes, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Minimum Standard of Living Act".
- : Following new legislation in
Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the little guy plays a big role in Wooloo Unitedstrtesian politics.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 128 » Aerilia,
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Advancia-Sizzletown,
Mr Matzerati,
The Amazing Pizza Cat,
Atrito,
Simone Republic,
Tape,
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Marlducro,
Unimaginable Doom,
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The Navy Blue,
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Soviet Terran,
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Wineclaw,
Varisland,
Unshleepd,
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Oannia,
Alire,
Northern-Kempia,
Cult of Silence,
Pallaith,
The Empire of Ignesia,
Doichtland,
Reich German,
Altivia,
Great Bights Mum,
Napnomadia,
Wolffoxia,
Radicaster,
Shibutani,
Russila,
Aguaria Major,
Sil Dorsett,
PlanetMercury,
Terre de liberte,
Catalis,
New Lakemba,
Chipoli,
Koda-Land, and 78 others.
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Former English Colony,
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Laurendon,
Furballland,
Liberepublia,
Ethnon,
Pineappleistania,
Sou Avida,
Jeltronian WA Mission,
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Dreadton,
Meadowfields,
The Erie Doctrine,
Territorio di Nessuno,
Walter Jackson,
TheLandOfFunFunFun,
Laforeia,
Nuseanesia,
Sojenre,
5 kingdoms of Britannia,
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Lemonbiscuits,
Aenglaland,
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Wisconsota,
Communist Beijing Must be China,
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Fruition,
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Kwaj,
The United Republic of Mar,
Magecastle Embassy Building A5,
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Aekp,
Pazair,
Kosanx,
Coalition of Gedran,
Centrundia,
Frances Francis the First of France,
Nouvel Empire,
Polgaria,
Ishtimbine,
Flying-Penguins,
Peacefounders,
Mechenland,
Texaska,
Gorundu,
United Orange Valley States,
United States of Dictators,
IHateRights,
South Parter,
Hopenadya,
Tsandonown,
Istos,
Concordare,
Zerentopia,
Sacred Butterfinger,
Illusia and Neverendia,
Kranostav,
The Anddoran Commune,
Kandorith,
Deliber,
Lionsroar,
Kvylia,
Thought Obliteration,
Kasazzastan,
Tachycardia, and
The Mating Tortoise.