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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 772ndMost Secular: 1,223rdMost Influential: 1,357th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens
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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population1.714 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.714 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 398 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,667 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wooloo Unitedstrtesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, babysitters are a thing of the past, Wooloo Unitedstrtesian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 6,227th in the world and 273rd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 274 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 772ndMost Secular: 1,223rdMost Influential: 1,357thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,676thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,041stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,083rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,340thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,217thHighest Average Incomes: 4,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,691stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,940thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,652ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,057thLargest Black Market: 6,227thLargest Governments: 6,610thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,775thLargest Retail Industry: 7,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,081stMost Developed: 7,682ndMost Cultured: 9,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,876thSmartest Citizens: 10,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,589thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,917thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,670thMost Inclusive: 15,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 16,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,056th
Most Secular: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 140th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 161st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 177th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 207th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Black Market: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 284th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 287th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 316th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 334th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 337th in the regionLargest Governments: 352nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 369th in the regionMost Developed: 469th in the regionMost Cultured: 476th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 524th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 537th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 545th in the regionMost Influential: 564th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 666th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 704th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 705th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 726th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 734th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 823rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 841st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 897th in the regionMost Inclusive: 920th in the region

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