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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Influential: 832ndMost Secular: 938th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Smoke weed everyday
Jim Pickens Jr
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population4.391 billion

LeaderJim Pickens Jr


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Pickens Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.391 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,975 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 267,973rd in the world and 13,841st in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -516.92 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Influential: 832ndMost Secular: 938thHighest Poor Incomes: 975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,537thHighest Average Incomes: 2,548thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,614thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,761stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,796thLargest Governments: 2,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,258thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,749thMost Efficient Economies: 3,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,928thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,118thLargest Black Market: 4,129thMost Developed: 4,131stMost Cultured: 4,493rdSmartest Citizens: 4,604thMost Inclusive: 5,212thHighest Food Quality: 5,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,813thLargest Retail Industry: 6,574thMost Patriotic: 6,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,592ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,663rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,131stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,978thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,019thTop
Highest Economic Output: 16,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,605thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,638thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,427th
Most Secular: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionLargest Black Market: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 154th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 188th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 200th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 226th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Cultured: 242nd in the regionMost Developed: 244th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 273rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 282nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 311th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 321st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 379th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 428th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 441st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 495th in the regionRudest Citizens: 498th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 500th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 646th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 913th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1,106th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,259th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,293rd in the region

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