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Highest Average Incomes: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 518thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 645th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population6.609 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Boris with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.609 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,149 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 476,525 WOOPS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,455,687 per year while the poor average 120,909, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, Wooloo Unitedstrtes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 307,194th in the world and 9,351st in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Average Incomes: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 518thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 645thLargest Agricultural Sector: 701stMost Secular: 713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 745thMost Influential: 841stMost Corrupt Governments: 916thLargest Black Market: 917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 924thLargest Insurance Industry: 929thMost Subsidized Industry: 965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,084thMost Armed: 1,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,243rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,295thMost Patriotic: 1,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,404thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,419thMost Efficient Economies: 1,571stLargest Governments: 1,596thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,619thLargest Retail Industry: 1,697thMost Cultured: 2,057thRudest Citizens: 2,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,313thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,345thSmartest Citizens: 2,467thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,538thMost Developed: 3,117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,118thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,401stHighest Food Quality: 3,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,056thLowest Crime Rates: 4,485thMost Inclusive: 5,408thHighest Economic Output: 5,985thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,534thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,676thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,373rdTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,830th
Highest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 170th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 172nd in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 222nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 319th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 428th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 612th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 651st in the regionMost Average: 673rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 688th in the regionNudest: 805th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 947th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Riemstagrad".
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtes's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtes is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Imperial State of The Empire of Ignesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Minimum Standard of Living Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the little guy plays a big role in Wooloo Unitedstrtesian politics.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » Aerilia, The Rhein States, Advancia-Sizzletown, Mr Matzerati, The Amazing Pizza Cat, Atrito, Simone Republic, Tape, Atlosk, Integria, Turpotia, Wilkshire, Loutsland, Marlducro, Unimaginable Doom, Regallio, Kelvaros Prime, The Navy Blue, AmManies, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Argylia, Vivanco, Wineclaw, Varisland, Unshleepd, Galbadiana, Oannia, Alire, Northern-Kempia, Cult of Silence, Pallaith, The Empire of Ignesia, Doichtland, Reich German, Altivia, Great Bights Mum, Napnomadia, Wolffoxia, Radicaster, Shibutani, Russila, Aguaria Major, Sil Dorsett, PlanetMercury, Terre de liberte, Catalis, New Lakemba, Chipoli, Koda-Land, and 78 others.Siwale, Yaorozu, Former English Colony, Francois Isidore, Eretz Filasteen, Corfad, Darkanistan, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Jokke, Southern Moosetopia, Laurendon, Furballland, Liberepublia, Ethnon, Pineappleistania, Sou Avida, Jeltronian WA Mission, Seenvorland, Dreadton, Meadowfields, The Erie Doctrine, Territorio di Nessuno, Walter Jackson, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Nuseanesia, Sojenre, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Dastorkustraetonintistan, Lemonbiscuits, Aenglaland, North Bratislava, Wisconsota, Communist Beijing Must be China, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Heilhum Imperius, Fruition, Aeurithianar, Kwaj, The United Republic of Mar, Magecastle Embassy Building A5, Esperonia, Aekp, Pazair, Kosanx, Coalition of Gedran, Centrundia, Frances Francis the First of France, Nouvel Empire, Polgaria, Ishtimbine, Flying-Penguins, Peacefounders, Mechenland, Texaska, Gorundu, United Orange Valley States, United States of Dictators, IHateRights, South Parter, Hopenadya, Tsandonown, Istos, Concordare, Zerentopia, Sacred Butterfinger, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, The Anddoran Commune, Kandorith, Deliber, Lionsroar, Kvylia, Thought Obliteration, Kasazzastan, Tachycardia, and The Mating Tortoise.