The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.714 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 398 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,667 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wooloo Unitedstrtesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, babysitters are a thing of the past, Wooloo Unitedstrtesian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtesian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wooloo Unitedstrtesian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes endorsed The Republic of Cajland.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes endorsed The Federal Republic of Erisoria.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Erisoria.
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