The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Pickens Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.391 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 289,975 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 267,973^rd in the world and 13,841^st in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -516.92 on the Hayek Index.