The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Super President Happy with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.099 billion Super Happy Landians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Happy City. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Super Happy Landian economy, worth a remarkable 5,931 trillion Super Happy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 346,874 Super Happy Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, a government program is underway to revitalize Super Happy Land's beaches, and it's never "just a game" with Super Happy Landian sports fans. Crime is totally unknown. Super Happy Land's national animal is the Super Happy Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Super Happiness.

Super Happy Land is ranked 204,480^th in the world and 1,178^th in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.