The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Super President Happy with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.181 billion Super Happy Landians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Happy City. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Super Happy Landian economy, worth a remarkable 5,719 trillion Super Happy Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 353,459 Super Happy Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown. Super Happy Land's national animal is the Super Happy Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Super Happiness.

Super Happy Land is ranked 1,977^th in the world and 31^st in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,741.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.