The People's Republic of Konewa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Saulien with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.788 billion Konewans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basalt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Konewan economy, worth 226 trillion Moïras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,520 Moïras, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konewa's national animal is the Kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Konewa is ranked 14,911^th in the world and 113^th in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 350,728 Standard Monetary Units.