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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 902ndMost Influential: 3,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,815th
The Bisexual Scandinavian Realm of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population890 million

LeaderCitizens of Lagene

AnimalBanana Slug

The Bisexual Scandinavian Realm of Lagene is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Citizens of Lagene with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 890 million Lageneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stör. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lagenean economy, worth 75.2 trillion Eunes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,536 Eunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, Lagenean doors require a Ph.D. to open, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagene's national animal is the Banana Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lagene is ranked 260,977th in the world and 1,139th in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 902ndTop
Most Influential: 3,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,815thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,552ndMost Pacifist: 7,774thNicest Citizens: 9,982ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,045thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,094thMost Inclusive: 13,827thTop
Highest Food Quality: 16,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,778thBest Weather: 22,188thMost Cultured: 23,177thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,929th
Highest Drug Use: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the region

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