The Federal Empire of Quaxoglia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Julie II with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 14.625 billion Quaxes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belsina. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Quaxoglian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion Noglas a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,986 Noglas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quaxoglia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Quaxoglia is ranked 229,604^th in the world and 1,155^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 14.62 Atheism Rate.