|Leader||Chancellor Karl von Relburg|
The Kingdom of Greater Bahland is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chancellor Karl von Relburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.431 billion Bahlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königsburg. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Bahlandian economy, worth 181 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,818 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Greater Bahland, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, and citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Bahland's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Bahland was endorsed by The Republic of Neue Prussian Republic.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
- : Greater Bahland lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Greater Bahland.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Bahland, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Greater Bahland was endorsed by The Kingdom of Lovisa.
- : Greater Bahland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Neuchateau.
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