The Socialist Federal Republic of Agatep is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Reinhard Heydarian with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.923 billion Agatepians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polnareffland. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agatepian economy, worth 271 trillion Donuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 141,058 Donuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agatep Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agatep's national animal is the Camo Green Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Agatep is ranked 208,553^rd in the world and 453^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.66 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.