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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,603rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,826thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,031st
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Malchalar

Population96 million

CurrencyEuro
AnimalGecko

The Kingdom of Malchalar is a large, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 96 million Malchalarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Malchalarian economy, worth 4.78 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,789 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malchalar's national animal is the Gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malchalar is ranked 75,657th in the world and 730th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,203.24 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,603rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,826thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,031stTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,879thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,684thMost Politically Free: 22,338thMost Inclusive: 22,457thMost Influential: 23,311thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,879th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 96th in the regionFattest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Armed: 126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Malchalar endorsed The Republic of Agausia.
  • : Malchalar was endorsed by The Republic of Agausia.
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque.
  • : Following new legislation in Malchalar, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.

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