The Armed Republic of The States of Texas and Arkansas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Magnum with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.121 billion Texans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texarkana. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient States of Texas and Arkansasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,040 trillion Standardized Resource Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,310 Standardized Resource Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", a degree in Kenneth Magnum Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The States of Texas and Arkansas's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

The States of Texas and Arkansas is ranked 7,260^th in the world and 172^nd in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,987.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.