by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 2,533rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,919th
The Federal State of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We March as One People under the Radiant Sky
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population610 million


AnimalWhite Eagle

The Federal State of Cambany is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 610 million Cambanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cambanian economy, worth 59.2 trillion Davines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,084 Davines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals in Cambany are too busy serving the needs of Europe to see Cambanians, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cambany is ranked 46,603rd in the world and 549th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 156.97 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 2,533rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,919thMost Pacifist: 7,158thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,234thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,848thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,149thNicest Citizens: 8,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,772ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,738thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,717thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,006thHealthiest Citizens: 12,500thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,688thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,434thSafest: 14,649thBest Weather: 14,672ndHighest Food Quality: 14,748thLowest Crime Rates: 15,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,408thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,781stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,528thMost Secular: 20,037thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,371stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,872ndMost Cultured: 21,025thMost Income Equality: 23,749thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,106thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,273rdLargest Governments: 27,300thSmartest Citizens: 27,706th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, hospitals in Cambany are too busy serving the needs of Europe to see Cambanians.
  • : Cambany voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, Lilania Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Cambany, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 286 » The AbelLandia, DeNorSweLand, Raghallaigh, Imperium Anglorum, Ortigia, Meropis, Basque Dominion, Invernessia, Iceagea, Slavatania, Drembler, Rary, Northern German Federation, Istastioner, St Scarlett, UGBK, Bastile, Cot Deviet, Thracia Republic, Bareu, Reiserland, The Champions League, Karnea, Skalliad, Orsik, Irminsulia, Saarenmaa, Narmocrana, Gliesetonia, Elestansa, Walfo, Armbruster, Balcem, Regnum Italiae, Yahlia, Dark Matter, Someseni, Greater Bahland, North of Americas, The New Nordic Union, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Fliptastic, Ottterland, Myanerus, Ferranghia, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Alsted, Scytharum, and 236 others.Lagene, Heritagela, Kkorea, Wamia, Kardjali, Pilipinas and Malaya, Brakanistan, Nea Europa, Foudina, Northern Socialist States, Mynox, Franchya, Falvaard, Gorzi, Ostermarch, Berlin and Hanover, Weltbeherrschung, Chronus, Westport and Holland, Granevia, Elisabethshagen, Jahass, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, Yourope, The Templar Papal New State, Etnon, Wiener-Neustadt, Iquerian, Niemence, Umeria, Great Hanover, Makykay, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Slavonia and Srijem, Sax, Njordsund, The OG Your Moms Mom, Sovietskogo Soyuz, Soclania, Wyndland, Saint Asperes, Ikarus, Leranditale, Icoland, Glael Clington, Owlograd, Agatep, Astaraion, Josepania, Artlantic Islands, Agartia, Leblancroux, Republic of Auctoritas, Avalisk, Ansington, Union of the Golden Horde, Neurks Boodal, Dauershire, The Konderland, Konewa, Rome Ruzalls, East Ase Palmars, Salarnsia, Ultaverstin, Quaxoglia, Novaspesia, Kazachman, Francoguese, Goudystan, Pinenses, Superior Saxonia, The Full Moon, The Asten Islands, Flaminia, Spruce, Galychia, The New Dawn Imperium, Lunder, New Eestiball, Greater Tiberia, The New Palaces, Wombelland, Kronverg, Bananani, The United Lowerlands, Scutarie, Woodlands, Kallvetzia, Arsenial, Leszno, Quincy, Agausia, Gor Kebab, Apocalypse Borg, Katuris, Dipretorian, Southern Whateverlandia, Elania Kingdom, Macedonian Yugoslavia, United Communes of Chile, Florand, Great Clucky, Santa Evita, Toinetopia, Niristan, Slovanov, Ventelia, Ang Worspar, Franschis, New Genovia, Norfland, Super Happy Land, Convilla, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Sudlando, LeikANsTo, Valska, Vientina, Montecrux, Der Weimar Republik, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Zanthamun, Fictiobourg, The Atlantian Republic, Quentenia, Flejan, Cheesystan, Alpine Lands, The-British-Isles, Society of Russian Freedom, Maanenland, Scivonia, Ansstatt, Southern Inter-pret, German Tyrane, Red Bull Ring, The Egeland, New Vorarlberg, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Shatvily, Konzhov, Kluz, Socialist Swanage, Carignanum, Troyes islands, Wolflanden, Germaniej, Lumiarae, Greater Switzstria, Kishniev, The Eternal Ascendancy, Guahih, Newex Nov Can, Detek Lunesta Qok, Germannyyy, Antrantica, Woreyland, Krinenia, Winterstein, Psikuta, An Clar, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Cavonia, Amicities, Drussia, Aroale, X Country, Turkenia, Nova Prussia, Noristoniaka, Nardin, The Commonwealth of Rylandia, Parharia, Selvanika, Slavinorika, Trixeland, Tikonia, Younizia, Nova Espana, Land of Bobtopia, Empire of Draconia, Mannerhelm, Dunsteen, Valgasia, Wrussland, Adhria, Europe a Nation, Vurk, HELLLLL, Ikaland, Maubo, Zhotania, Iaepatius, Durlia, Zulrich, Entians, Nikolenya, Coredona, Cantilena, Schiaparelli, MagyaRomania, Gallifraey, Kebabian States, New Vardarland, Holy Pandonia, Leviggo, Karelias, Estellan, Zimblo, Ouidland, Cagadia, Vaultshire, Canovium, Villaggio della Foglia, Al-Habash Islamiyah, Faack, Foredeland, Cloria, Saint Von Artemis, Robbonia, CSB SA Union, Potatopelago, Yuriru, Namsan, Communist-Denmark, The Reformed Dutch State, Kalebo, Undead Malavuk, Caliarizomex, Viscland, Western Balkania, Reform City, Danthia, Australian Luxembourg, Parsininsa, and Holy Europe Empire.