The Republic of Cambany is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alfred Bainbridge with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.442 billion Cambanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilania. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Cambanian economy, worth 202 trillion Davines a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,613 Davines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and the government pours millions of Davines into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cambany's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cambany is ranked 285,552^nd in the world and 1,337^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,874.34 Standard Monetary Units.