The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zeno of Citium with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.938 billion freethinkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piznoopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,395 trillion Pizns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,022 Pizns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Zeno of Citium to meetings with foreign heads of state, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mally Piznoopia's national animal is the Great Blue Heron, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stoicism.

Mally Piznoopia is ranked 245,707^th in the world and 1,068^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,387.02 Standard Monetary Units.