Population | 36.33 billion |
Capital | Inis |
Leader | Gaius Melkor |
Faith | Melkorianism |
Currency | banner yoyo |
Animal | magpie |
The Holy Empire of An Clar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gaius Melkor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.33 billion Clarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Clarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,426 trillion banner yoyoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,366 banner yoyoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An Clar's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melkorianism.
An Clar is ranked 2,147th in the world and 52nd in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 255 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : An Clar was endorsed by The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : An Clar was endorsed by The Principality of Montecrux.
- : An Clar was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Convilla.
- : An Clar was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Commonwealth of Rylandia.
- : An Clar was endorsed by The Holy Great Empire of Brunolian.
- : Following new legislation in An Clar, death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games.
- : Following new legislation in An Clar, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in An Clar, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in An Clar, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in An Clar, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
World Assembly
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