by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 1,971stMost Influential: 3,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,479th
The Confederacy of
Capitalist Paradise
Bolje je umreti za svobodo, kot ostati živ, biti suženj
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Population1.777 billion

CapitalKrnski grad

CurrencyMenjava dobrin
AnimalKarantanski panter

The Confederacy of Slovanov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Črtomir with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.777 billion Karantancev are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krnski grad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Karantanec economy, worth 219 trillion Menjava dobrins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,408 Menjava dobrins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,656 per year while the poor average 29,197, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slovanov's national animal is the Karantanski panter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poganstvo.

Slovanov is ranked 238,616th in the world and 1,218th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -8.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Rudest Citizens: 1,971stTop
Most Influential: 3,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,479thHighest Crime Rates: 4,267thLargest Retail Industry: 4,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,870thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,898thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,909thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,690thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,426thMost Armed: 11,200thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,551stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,468thLargest Mining Sector: 13,951stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,219thMost Developed: 22,790thMost Secular: 23,790thMost Efficient Economies: 23,847th
Highest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 75th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 91st in the regionMost Avoided: 104th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 104th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 123rd in the region

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