The Confederacy of Slovanov is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Črtomir with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.777 billion Karantancev are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krnski grad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Karantanec economy, worth 219 trillion Menjava dobrins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 123,408 Menjava dobrins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 395,656 per year while the poor average 29,197, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slovanov's national animal is the Karantanski panter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Poganstvo.

Slovanov is ranked 238,616^th in the world and 1,218^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -8.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.