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Most Influential: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499thMost Inclusive: 1,671st
The Noristoniaka of
Left-Leaning College State
Tuli lahti n mari, mnť tuliijeem naÜi tulii
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Noristoniaka

Population3.757 billion

CapitalPjetažńvodsk
Leader├vaan Zem├Ątsžlov├┐─
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

Currencysomń
Animalcardinal

The Noristoniaka of Noristoniaka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ├vaan Zem├Ątsžlov├┐─ with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.757 billion Karjaži enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažńvodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 699 trillion somńs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,277 somńs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Noristoniaka" at foreigners, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in ├vaan Zem├Ątsžlov├┐─'s bedroom, they who do not work shall not eat, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 44,250th in the world and 335th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,866.08 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 499thMost Inclusive: 1,671stHighest Food Quality: 2,297thMost Cultured: 2,591stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,818thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,840thNicest Citizens: 2,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,116thLargest Governments: 4,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,373rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,487thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,604thMost Pacifist: 4,851stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,880thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,066thMost Developed: 5,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,593rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,635thSmartest Citizens: 5,712thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,930thMost Efficient Economies: 8,071stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,304thHighest Average Incomes: 9,157thHealthiest Citizens: 9,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,102ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,392ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,222ndBest Weather: 20,311thMost Patriotic: 25,673rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Pacifist: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in ├vaan Zem├Ątsžlov├┐─'s bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Noristoniaka" at foreigners.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, "├vaan Zem├Ątsžlov├┐─ got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.

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World Assembly

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