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Most Influential: 351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 507thMost Inclusive: 1,600th
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Tuli lahti n mari, minä tuliišeen naši tulii
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Noristoniaka

Population3.794 billion

CapitalPjetažävodsk
LeaderÃvaan ZemätsžlovÿÄ
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

Currencysomä
Animalcardinal

The People's Republic of Noristoniaka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ãvaan ZemätsžlovÃ¿Ä with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.794 billion Karjaži enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažävodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 711 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,456 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 151,608th in the world and 717th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 883.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 507thMost Inclusive: 1,600thHighest Food Quality: 2,208thMost Cultured: 2,550thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,692ndNicest Citizens: 2,770thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,913thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,018thLargest Governments: 4,078thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,544thMost Pacifist: 4,711thMost Developed: 4,991stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,003rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,348thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,413thLowest Crime Rates: 5,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,752ndSmartest Citizens: 5,791stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,725thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,780thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,313thMost Efficient Economies: 8,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,398thHighest Average Incomes: 9,030thHealthiest Citizens: 9,481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,912thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,584thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,560thBest Weather: 16,597thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,131st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionNicest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 107th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Noristoniaka was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Noristoniaka' is a smash hit.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Hellenic State of The Kingdom of Denmark.
  • : Noristoniaka lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, posters on 'Karelian Values' advise against being proud of Noristoniaka.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 256 » Invernessia, St Scarlett, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Walfo, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, The Champions League, Estellan, North of Americas, Meropis, Ausvelt, Jim the Baptist, The Seven Provinces, GanymedEuropa, Irminsulia, Dark Matter, Wombelland, The New Nordic Union, Greater Icelandia, Brakanistan, Republic of Satherland, Regnum Italiae, NorthPortugal, Someseni, Trixeland, Kanokla, The Templar Papal New State, Sloburg, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Old World Order, Valtrona, Nardin, Apabeossie, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Corsovica, Othenhiem, New Eestiball, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Gliesetonia, Zulrich, Stromia, Savinecross, South St Maarten, Falvaard, Esvonia, Sebygang, and 206 others.Outer Sparta, Ostermarch, An Clar, Chioganah, Imperium Anglorum, Koenskyte, Elania Kingdom, Pilipinas and Malaya, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Puerto Thelosia, Umeria, Grodisze, Robbonia, Estonesia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Leszno, Khuravia, Chronus, The New Dawn Imperium, Svodarska, Magyarostan, Thracia and Crimea, East Kirea, Gutarike, The Scandinavian Realm, Eppur, Northwest Isles, Europe a Nation, Ombran, Warzakie, Kardjali, Super Happy Land, Karnea, Lovisa, Azurs lane, Fanadia, Bathera, Eritei, Greater Albaina, Maritzal, Donaufoderation, Dauershire, Allortators, Bareu, Girvage, Dipretorian, Boldia, Godefargen, Lieges, Diets, Belmoren, Konewa, Druznia, Quebris, Desibia, Ivernia, Jahass, The Federal States of Ezasao, Purgatio, Durlia, Zarulia, Amicities, Tryienne, Soclania, Tschechisches Reich, Bombastion, United Communes of Chile, Janart, Ottterland, Mombourg, Aura Banitia, Mojuatafurertopeopir, Dark Europa, Lodhs beard, Ayslend, New Ylicia, Veemaa, Schiltia, Leukante, Agausia, Marvingia, Armbruster, Alsted, Balcem, Berlin and Hanover, Dunsteen, Northen Czech, Ceplon, Rary, Krevazowanka, Dabarastan, Heplon, Gorzi, Federal Commune of Europea, Arsenial, Vinesauceia, Shicksal, Saiwania, LuckRich, Hessinau, United States of Russia1, BasarabiaPamantRomanesc, Wiener-Neustadt, Anclus, Lovetopia, Intser, Hastren, Leiningerland, Jawbreakeria, Nova, Nasrid al-Andalus, Weltbeherrschung, Turkenia, Corbelo, Angion, Scytharum, Qroma, Nyarlathothep, Shenny, Trilanian, Ansington, The Roviet Sussia, Vale-Beacon, Broabant, Nova Espana, Aroale, Nigeriao Kingdom, Caescadia, Quentenia, The Soviet Republic Of Amercia, Furries Anonymous, Kebabian States, Corsarios, Nea Europa, The New Palaces, Hollow Shrine, New Vorarlberg, The-British-Isles, Scyra, Capitol Heights, Arsyn, Ourrolious, Weeddialvon, Nuweland, A Great Czechoslovakia, Escalver, Arbere, Younizia, Meneda, Odwyerica, Popaholick, Monkistan, Medici Empire, Soveiniesberg, Skelleftella, Stumphosse Res, Corsoaua, Bodrog, Gotho, Balante, Zelenskraine, Antair, Reichsmilitariaten Burgundy, ROBLOX is Epic, Immorsia, Alpine Lands, New Skandenivia, Kalebo, Nghymru, Anglinia, Kaspinia, Seoulite, Burvenchkaht, 69475, City 29, Malchalar, Canes-Visela, Horsemania Republic, Grussland, Coinin, Maxy Islands, Kestis, Greater Tomland, Abeskaland, Nyvunnland, Greater Morvonia, Yazakhvanian Empire, Lyallpur, MFG R, Ithania, Betasia, Europaterre, Sienkahn, Hidden Springs, Angvar, Newex Nov Can, Antes Eternum, Vostaland, NPO2, Coire, Zipser, Polis Ortigia, Galicia-Podolia, Grimlandia, Flyrinia, and The Kingdom of Denmark.

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