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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Influential: 540thMost Inclusive: 2,092nd
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life is like a mountain, whom you'll never mount alone.
Ïvaan Zemätszhlovÿch
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.219 billion

LeaderÏvaan Zemätszhlovÿch
FaithRussian Orthodoxy


The People's Republic of Noristoniaka is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ïvaan Zemätszhlovÿch with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 3.219 billion Rynnish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrozavodsk. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Rynnish economy, worth 545 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,617 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the Eider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 263,637th in the world and 1,155th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.63 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 463rdMost Influential: 540thMost Inclusive: 2,092ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 2,997thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,081stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,255thNicest Citizens: 3,319thMost Pacifist: 3,752ndMost Cultured: 3,768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,671stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,178thLargest Governments: 5,736thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,823rdMost Developed: 6,659thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,919thLowest Crime Rates: 7,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,210thSmartest Citizens: 7,418thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,724thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,058thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,339thSafest: 8,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,932ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,427thHealthiest Citizens: 10,595thHighest Average Incomes: 11,217thMost Efficient Economies: 11,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,996thTop
Best Weather: 15,380thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,886th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 121st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 126th in the region

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