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Most Influential: 172ndMost Inclusive: 1,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rd
The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Sinizeldä valgiella, kiekuu meijän virryt.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Noristoniaka

Population7.252 billion

CapitalPetroskoi
LeaderIvan Talvenpoigu
FaithOrthodox Christianity

Currencyrubla
Animaleider

The Republic of Noristoniaka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Talvenpoigu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.252 billion Karjalans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,942 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the eider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Noristoniaka is ranked 2,122nd in the world and 51st in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 257 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 172ndMost Inclusive: 1,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rdHighest Food Quality: 1,806thMost Cultured: 2,122ndNicest Citizens: 2,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,389thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,444thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,664thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,317thMost Pacifist: 3,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,491stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,642ndMost Developed: 3,701stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,713thLowest Crime Rates: 3,962ndSmartest Citizens: 4,044thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,376thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,645thMost Efficient Economies: 5,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,485thHealthiest Citizens: 6,578thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,704thSafest: 7,006thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,100thHighest Average Incomes: 8,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,259thBest Weather: 14,098thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,292ndHighest Economic Output: 17,107thMost Patriotic: 18,950thLargest Retail Industry: 27,529thMost Income Equality: 28,631st
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Most Inclusive: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 123rd in the regionSafest: 126th in the regionMost Patriotic: 134th in the region

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