Population | 7.252 billion |
Capital | Petroskoi |
Leader | Ivan Talvenpoigu |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | rubla |
Animal | eider |
The Republic of Noristoniaka is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Talvenpoigu with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.252 billion Karjalans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petroskoi. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion rublas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 212,942 rublas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the eider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Noristoniaka is ranked 2,122nd in the world and 51st in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 257 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Leikansto.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Kingdom of The New Palaces.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Grand Duchy of Woodlands.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Empire of Cambany.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Community of Smultronstalle.
- : Noristoniaka endorsed The Federation of Kronverg.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Community of Smultronstalle.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Federation of Kronverg.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Republic of The Aosta Valley.
- : Noristoniaka was endorsed by The Empire of Cambany.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 107 » Meropis, Slavatania, Invernessia, Burvenchkaht, An Clar, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Elisabethshagen, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Trixeland, Imperium Anglorum, Greater Tiberia, The Champions League, Beriwen, Ausvelt, Walfo, Dark Matter, Entians, Sax, NPO2, Irminsulia, Gliesetonia, Nardin, Great Clucky, Ikarus, Rary, MagyaRomania, Stumphosse Res, Kkorea, Agausia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Ottterland, Jim the Baptist, Pilipinas and Malaya, Regnum Italiae, North of Americas, St Scarlett, Leranditale, Leistrona, Armbruster, Coque Borie Lethawik, The Scandinavian Realm, Seristria, Yourope, East Ase Palmars, Iceagea, Lorissa, Scytharum, and 57 others.Castlenburg, Wyndland, Someseni, New Eestiball, Zaznia, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Outer Sparta, Kanokla, Nordivia, Iquerian, Foudina, Stromia, Calicov, Spruce, Orsik, Neurks Boodal, Ortigia, Elestansa, Yaorozu, Salwonia, Artlantic Islands, Wombelland, Karnea, Makykay, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Istastioner, Robbonia, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Sovsastan, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Narmocrana, Superior Saxonia, Rome Ruzalls, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, The New Palaces, Woodlands, Cambany, Kronverg, Smultronstalle, and Leikansto.