The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Parsininsa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lil' Timothy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.182 billion Parsininsans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 321 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,272 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the new one Candy Cane Gold Bar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parsininsa's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 20,140^th in the world and 303^rd in Europe for Highest Poor Incomes, with 92,482.72 Standard Monetary Units.