The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.123 billion Elisabethshageners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,466 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 243,605 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Elisabethshagen has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, being Kanzler und Königin has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 10,714^th in the world and 193^rd in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,860.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.