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Most Influential: 38thMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 289th
The Final of
Left-wing Utopia
¡Él éxito!
El conserje
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The Champions League

Population8.372 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.372 billion Champions Leaguean are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,809 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, Champions Leaguean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 267,467th in the world and 1,225th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.48 crimes per hour.

Most Influential: 38thMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 289thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Efficient Economies: 371stLeast Corrupt Governments: 432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 523rdMost Developed: 630thMost Subsidized Industry: 689thMost Inclusive: 690thLongest Average Lifespans: 693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 765thHealthiest Citizens: 806thNicest Citizens: 855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 892ndSmartest Citizens: 896thSafest: 913thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,063rdLargest Governments: 1,084thHighest Food Quality: 1,091stMost Secular: 1,142ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,323rdBest Weather: 1,464thMost Pacifist: 1,524thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,533rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,916thRudest Citizens: 2,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,061stHighest Average Incomes: 2,594thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,940thLowest Crime Rates: 3,247thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,962ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,201stMost Cultured: 4,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,547thHighest Economic Output: 7,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 12,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,017thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,094thMost Politically Free: 22,318th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 24th in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 48th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the region

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