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The Champions League

Population6.142 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Final of The Champions League is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.142 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,188 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty TCLAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and t-shirts displaying a photo of El conserje performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 1,189th in the world and 27th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 98.22 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 66thMost Valuable International Artwork: 230thMost Efficient Economies: 450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 464thMost Subsidized Industry: 590thMost Cheerful Citizens: 932ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,076thMost Inclusive: 1,176thMost Developed: 1,189thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,361stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,438thRudest Citizens: 1,517thMost Secular: 1,619thSmartest Citizens: 1,639thNicest Citizens: 1,676thHealthiest Citizens: 1,721stLargest Governments: 1,792ndSafest: 1,994thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,209thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,281stTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,076thHighest Average Incomes: 3,626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,812thMost Pacifist: 3,882ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,916thBest Weather: 4,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,709thLowest Crime Rates: 4,905thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,553rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,905thMost Cultured: 7,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,901stHighest Economic Output: 11,718thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,508thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,323rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,094thHighest Drug Use: 21,509th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 34th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 59th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 77th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 81st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 281 » Outer Sparta, St Scarlett, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, Republic of Satherland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maritzal, Baycanistan, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia and Crimea, Chronus, GanymedEuropa, Nardin, Regnum Italiae, Eritei, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Nea Europa, Walfo, The Mongol Plain, Slavonia and Srijem, Lovisa, Trixeland, Dark Matter, Yahlia, Brakanistan, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, North of Americas, Prussian-Union, Wessex and Cornwall, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Weltbeherrschung, Northwest Isles, Ostermarch, Neuchateau, Destyntine, Thracia Republic, Umeria, ENOTRIA, The Fair Republic, Parliamentary Laramidia, Maanenland, The New Nordic Union, Ansington, Cherised Lands of Galicia, The Scandinavian Realm, Nuweland, and 231 others.Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, Leranditale, Novabritannia, Falvaard, British Norklon, Wombelland, Lyallpur, Bareu, Puerto Thelosia, Kardjali, Germany Third Reich, Lieges, Purgatio, Chioganah, Soviet Taoistan, Soviet Krussia, Cytadela, Invernessia, Yoannes, Dauershire, Saiwania, Irminsulia, Durlia, Quentenia, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, An Clar, The-British-Isles, New Touraine, Jim the Baptist, Bohomo, Ausvelt, Domton, Monte Naranja, Aragonja, Shaor, Godefargen, Leszno, Someseni, Sloburg, Monkistan, Feria-Alkaline, Boldia, Velosia, Carignanum, Stukilo, The Kingdom of Denmark, Weeddialvon, Norbarch, Nevelja, Toaddia, Thils, Migurson, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Savinecross, Greater Tomland, Rivierenland, Desibia, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Bombastion, Eastern Greenlands, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Dannach, The Seven Provinces, Uldar Union, North Batica, Abject Ludicrosity, Martelon, Serbia-Macebonia, Lohika, Viktorias, Leiningerland, Demon666, Jahass, Mons Graupius, Maraleeri, Ventelia, Caoripp, East Carmania, The Templar Papal New State, Ivernia, Rogueda, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Escalver, South Douninitia, The Haven of Corporations, Antwerpen Apart, Jamesreich, The Oriental Empire, Sienkahn, Adamites, Bavira, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Villaing, Athens But Better, Gerarvania, Stumphosse Res, Enway, The Great New Swiss, NorthPortugal, Apabeossie, Seims, Saint Pallas, Azitupia, Acaduil, The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe, Armbruster, Meropis, Gor Kebab, Crestphalia, The New Mexican Confederation, Owlograd, Exori Vis, Ostreia, The Young Ur, Socialist Benelux, Vostokian Union, Greater Icelandia, Cath Slar, Kadict, Mallesia, Dorenstad, Great Hanover, Hylandian Republic, New Eestiball, Estellan, Heermiinaa, Epistimi Evimeria, Skorvalia, The Union of Eurasian Federal Republics, Ashckar, Pinenses, Hverland, New Hevania, Anskerdank, Turkenia, Corsovica, Libertandonien, Kanokla, The Great Owen, Titoist Yugoslavia, Wollaberg, San Guglielmo, Rhinowolf, Amicities, Zarulia, United Communes of Chile, Bluemerica, Tristinity, Heinsbergen, Anglo-Francios, Great New Sealand, The New Dawn Imperium, Corosky, Christian Terra, Kyrica, Mathuvan Union, Uzbek Khan, Deftern, Vachia, Catlania, Valtrona, Eski, Elania Kingdom, New Lorlshinialand, Kasmirna, Anglo-Bergany, Imperial Kaiserreich Germany, Asparagusia, Eco-Paris Reformation, Mynox, Gluria, Othenhiem, Elskeda, Versylle, Linsenmitspaetzlistan, Greater Dragunovia, Nova Babilonia, Continental Social Democrats, A Thousand Mosquitoes, Woschia, Yazakhastan, Mariannie, South Villotla, New Malita, Cannystan, Sebygang, Northwest North Dakota, Gelais, Gliesetonia, Kapka, Mega City 9, Jebatga, Slanautandervia, Poland Dominium, Nuevo Europa, Kase, Lizberzand, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Brodeus, United Kingdoms of Scandinavia, The Albanian Provinces, Neurks Boodal, Sonnenstadt, European Narrra, Zulrich, USAOA, Danubenia, Stromia, Usengecler, The Brabants, Renway, Lillistroniralocksne, Vograden, Azerbimenia, En Hassik, Maalat, Emynia, Nvmantia, The Anarchist Masses, Anmola, CrYpToNuS, Nazakhstan Empire, Berlin and Hanover, Hansereul, New Sloverica, Moravian Wallachia, and Sunrice.

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