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Most Influential: 113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 721st
The Skeleton of
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¡El éxito!
El conserje
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The Champions League

Population4.957 billion

LeaderEl conserje


The Skeleton of The Champions League is a massive, safe nation, ruled by El conserje with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.957 billion Champions Leaguean hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marseille. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Champions Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,100 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,098 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to El conserje's wardrobe, and buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel. Crime is totally unknown. The Champions League's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Champions League is ranked 26,072nd in the world and 98th in Europe for Nudest, with 214.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 113thMost Valuable International Artwork: 541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 721stMost Efficient Economies: 804thMost Subsidized Industry: 986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,539thMost Developed: 1,673rdMost Inclusive: 1,767thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,769thRudest Citizens: 1,975thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,996thSafest: 2,240thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,387thSmartest Citizens: 2,659thHealthiest Citizens: 2,808thNicest Citizens: 2,821stLargest Governments: 2,838thMost Secular: 3,006thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,229thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,316thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,432ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,736thHighest Average Incomes: 4,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,988thLargest Retail Industry: 6,375thMost Pacifist: 7,947thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,298thBest Weather: 8,702ndMost Cultured: 9,121stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,493rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,151stHighest Economic Output: 15,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,172nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 60th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionNudest: 98th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Politically Free: 120th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 218 » Outer Sparta, St Scarlett, Saint Domingo, Reignment, Galway-Dublin, Einswenn, Republic of Satherland, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Maritzal, Baycanistan, Pilipinas and Malaya, Thracia and Crimea, Chronus, GanymedEuropa, Nardin, Regnum Italiae, Poland-Kaliningrad, Eritei, Imperium Anglorum, Super Happy Land, South St Maarten, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Nea Europa, Eurasies, Pazano, Walfo, The Mongol Plain, Slavonia and Srijem, Kanokla, Lovisa, Trixeland, Dark Matter, Yahlia, Brakanistan, Kurman, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, North of Americas, Prussian-Union, Wessex and Cornwall, Death Bat, Novo Portugal, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Weltbeherrschung, Northwest Isles, Ostermarch, Pontus and Trebizond, Neuchateau, Liberal Federal Republic Germany, Drew Durrnil, and 168 others.Alba-Nord, Destyntine, Thracia Republic, Umeria, ENOTRIA, The Fair Republic, Parliamentary Laramidia, Maanenland, Kronelande, Cydfuddiannaeth, The New Nordic Union, Ansington, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Escavilla, The Scandinavian Realm, Shagolaa, Nuweland, Kalifer and Baska, IllyrianAlbania, Leranditale, Novabritannia, Legique, Burgene, British Alban, Falvaard, British Norklon, Bialopolska, Wombelland, Lyallpur, Bareu, Puerto Thelosia, Kardjali, Germany Third Reich, Lieges, Purgatio, Chioganah, Soviet Taoistan, Nation of Warfare, Rijland, Soviet Krussia, Cytadela, Invernessia, Yoannes, Dauershire, Saiwania, Irminsulia, Durlia, Quentenia, The Great Owen, Rotenstein, Evergreen Keys, Rhinowolf, An Clar, The-British-Isles, Carphelia, New Touraine, Jim the Baptist, Bohomo, Valskraa, The New Dawn Imperium, The Peoples Republic of Suffolk, Aslicuria, Ausvelt, Domton, Farrensk, Monte Naranja, Aragonja, Shaor, Godefargen, Leszno, Treehound, Continental Social Democrats, Scravovia, Someseni, Appathian, Eesenland, Sloburg, Socialist Balkans, Monkistan, Feria-Alkaline, Elitestland, Milfgaerd, State Of Kian, Boldia, Velosia, Carignanum, Navence, Stukilo, The Kingdom of Denmark, Weeddialvon, Transmontagne, Norbarch, Nevelja, Stromia, Toaddia, Thils, Migurson, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Frialla, Gultravia, Dogemark, Miechow 2, Savinecross, Liberny, Greater Tomland, Amicities, The New Greater Swissland, Volara, HYDRA-Russian Empire, Rivierenland, Deltia-, Desibia, Kingdom of Ben at The Norrisland, Canovium, Romana Imperium de Italia, Bombastion, Castelblancia, Eastern Greenlands, Greater Albaina, Grodisze, Slunsko, Dannach, British Cantha, Lundelbell, The Seven Provinces, United Engiresco, Uldar Union, Socialist Democratic Hryvina, Artonin, Diophantine, North Batica, Abject Ludicrosity, East Zaolzie, Toussainti, Imperium Germaniae, Martelon, Great Robertia, Serbia-Macebonia, Sukitopia, Milovia, Hinduistischland, Pinenses, Langan, Lohika, Lagora, Gaiandmo, Viktorias, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Kamovia, Leiningerland, Demon666, Letzerlands, Terdiatlans, The Scheldt, Kuhwinkel, Kossacks, Azerearth, Jahass, The Noot Nation, PepsiPizza, Mons Graupius, Great Germanian Reich, Maraleeri, Ventelia, Roman Populace, Plutocria, New Swissnia, and Baxonia.

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