The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Neil the II with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.333 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth 656 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,555 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Emperor Neil the II's bedroom, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and Emperor Neil the II has returned as a hero from a brutal campaign to conquer the local beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Walfo is ranked 11,249^th in the world and 164^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,244.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.