The Vinlandic Republic of Falvaard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rægenfríðe Trýgstað with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.024 billion Falves are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kristarant Fals. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Falvic economy, worth a remarkable 5,098 trillion Falvic Emblems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 299,461 Falvic Emblems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Falves teach life's not worth a damn 'til you can shout out 'I am what I am', Falvic tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falvaard's national animal is the Pine marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Falvaard is ranked 1,113^th in the world and 79^th in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 170 valid endorsements.