The Free City of Leszno is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 16.916 billion Lesznoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leszno. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lesznoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,627 zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leszno's national animal is the bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leszno is ranked 280,120^th in the world and 658^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 6.21 Obesity Rate.