The Defragmenting otters of Ottterland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lontrus Slider The Otter with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.778 billion Otterlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterland City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Otterlandian economy, worth 143 trillion Otter Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 80,971 Otter Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottterland's national animal is the Otter🦦, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ottenvagelistic chistianity.

Ottterland is ranked 16,591^st in the world and 266^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,172.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.