The We're comin' back of Ottterland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lontrus Slider The Otter with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 1.96 billion Otterlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterland City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Otterlandian economy, worth 158 trillion Otter Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Tourism industry. Average income is 80,675 Otter Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The parliament building has installed a revolving door, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottterland's national animal is the Otter🦦, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ottenvagelistic chistianity.

Ottterland is ranked 11,259^th in the world and 213^th in Europe for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.01 bananas ingested per day.