The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.935 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 200,859 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Irmark charge on their phone bill, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 36,447^th in the world and 144^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 105.09 on the Hayek Index.