The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.572 billion Irminsulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. The average income tax rate is 10.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,799 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 15,995^th in the world and 96^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,179.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.