The Corporatocratic Electorate of Irminsulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Corporatocratic State Affairs Board with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.593 billion Irminsulians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Irminsul. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Irminsulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,344 trillion Irmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 244,390 Irmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Irminsulia's national animal is the Hippocampus Ravus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatocratic Church of Irminsulia.

Irminsulia is ranked 123,627^th in the world and 477^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 19.4 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.