Population | 1.203 billion |
Capital | Berlin and Vienna |
Leader | grego's Leader |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | mark |
Animal | Reichs Eagle |
The Gregoien Monarchy of Osterreich-Deutschland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by grego's Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 1.203 billion Germanic-Austrians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin and Vienna. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Osterreich-Deutschlandian economy, worth 110 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,496 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rumor has it that grego's Leader has won three lotteries in a row, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osterreich-Deutschland's national animal is the Reichs Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Osterreich-Deutschland is ranked 286,088th in the world and 1,253rd in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Osterreich-Deutschland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, rumor has it that grego's Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
- : Osterreich-Deutschland was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Osterreich-Deutschland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in Osterreich-Deutschland, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.