The Republic of Agausia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Simon Aiovikara with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.306 billion Agausians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamara. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Agausian economy, worth 246 trillion Pûlis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,787 Pûlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Agausia has designated Tamara as its capital city, the Federal Council of Agausia has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agausia's national animal is the Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Agausia is ranked 280,920^th in the world and 1,298^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,697.14 Standard Monetary Units.