The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kani Beko with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 20.478 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 6,659 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 325,196 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Thraco-Crimean city, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 287,927^th in the world and 1,355^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -1030.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.