The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atilla Soylu with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.885 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 2,730 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 307,341 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and tourists visit Thracia and Crimea to mass-moon Thraco-Crimean politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 157,168^th in the world and 64^th in Republic of Free Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 6.53 Obesity Rate.