The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Atilla Soylu with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.135 billion Thraco-Crimeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 45.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 3,434 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 308,460 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, Thraco-Crimean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 225,503^rd in the world and 1,100^th in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.