The Federal Aristocracy of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Atilla Soylu with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.004 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 3,717 trillion Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,707 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The newest shade developed by Thracia and Crimea's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, Edirne's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 30,796^th in the world and 140^th in Europe for Nudest, with 207 Cheeks Per Square Mile.