The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kani Beko with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 15.44 billion Thraco-Crimeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edirne. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thraco-Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 4,970 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 321,933 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Thracia and Crimea has found 12 easter eggs), the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown. Thracia and Crimea's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thracia and Crimea is ranked 346^th in the world and 14^th in Europe for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 311 valid endorsements.