The Federal Republic of Germaniej is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Conquerer with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.212 billion Germaniejians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlean. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germaniejian economy, worth 473 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,484 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, artists are pillars of society, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Germaniejians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germaniej's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Germaniej is ranked 297,121^st in the world and 1,389^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.