The ScARy GloBALiSt PuPPiEs of Imperium Anglorum is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Elena II with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.624 billion Anglicans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.2%.

The powerhouse Anglican economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion New Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,031 New Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

A new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, Anglicans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime is totally unknown. Imperium Anglorum's national animal is the Housecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperium Anglorum is ranked 99,101^st in the world and 510^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 15.82 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.