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Most Influential: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 56thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162nd
The European Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
We are strong as our weakest link
Chancellor Matko
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Slavonia and Srijem

Population10.237 billion

CapitalOsijek
LeaderChancellor Matko

CurrencyKuna
AnimalDalmatian Dog

The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.237 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osijek. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,423 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 236,690 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 472nd in the world and 10th in Europe for Longest Average Lifespans, with 97 years.

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Most Influential: 44thLargest Welfare Programs: 56thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 162ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 280thMost Advanced Public Education: 295thMost Pacifist: 297thBest Weather: 308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 347thMost Compassionate Citizens: 416thMost Developed: 424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 429thMost Beautiful Environments: 429thLongest Average Lifespans: 472ndMost Secular: 492ndNicest Citizens: 503rdMost Inclusive: 558thLowest Crime Rates: 592ndLargest Governments: 635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 723rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 750thHighest Food Quality: 758thSafest: 771stHealthiest Citizens: 779thSmartest Citizens: 1,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,261stMost Efficient Economies: 1,319thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,607thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,747thMost Cultured: 3,464thHighest Average Incomes: 4,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,220thHighest Economic Output: 6,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,499thMost Income Equality: 9,656thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,032ndMost Stationary: 14,053rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,273rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Income Equality: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 67th in the regionMost Stationary: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slavonia and Srijem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, Maxtopian Grass flags adorn every college dorm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, the government spends millions of Kunas every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, abattoirs are struggling with the directive to 'wait until the animal dies of a ripe old age'.
  • : Slavonia and Srijem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

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