Population | 16.041 billion |
Capital | Olajnica |
Leader | Chancellor Matko |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dalmatian Dog |
The European Union of Slavonia and Srijem is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Matko with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.041 billion Croats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olajnica. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Slavonia and Srijemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,884 trillion Kunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 242,155 Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are raised bilingual from an early age, Slavonia and Srijemian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavonia and Srijem's national animal is the Dalmatian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Slavonia and Srijem is ranked 648th in the world and 13th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 184.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Liberalist Paradise of Francoguese.
- : Slavonia and Srijem endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Republic of servia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Liberalist Paradise of Francoguese.
- : Slavonia and Srijem was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Republic of servia.
- : Slavonia and Srijem voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, it's a hard-knock life for the orphans doing factory work for a pittance.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, Slavonia and Srijemian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Slavonia and Srijem, large areas of Slavonia and Srijem are not accessible by the public.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 157 » The Champions League, Imperium Anglorum, Invernessia, Rary, Armbruster, An Clar, St Scarlett, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia Republic, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, North of Americas, Yahlia, Othenhiem, Agausia, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Gliesetonia, Dark Matter, Gorzi, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Ausvelt, Soveiniesberg, Zulrich, Kebabian States, Wombelland, Europe a Nation, New Eestiball, Jahass, Chronus, Leranditale, Alsted, Robbonia, Trixeland, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, Zaznia, HELLLLL, The States of Texas and Arkansas, The Oriental Empire, Burvenchkaht, Ottterland, Liberalialand, Meropis, UGBK, Avalisk, and 107 others.Scutarie, Northern Socialist States, Slavatania, Kraykon, The Scandinavian Realm, Daitschlund, Ikarus, Dizgovzy, The Greater Eastern Republic, Nigeriao Kingdom, Balcem, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Orsik, Prydzopolis, Leistrona, Yourope, Great Clucky, Entians, Slovanov, Ollenda, Ost-Scandinavia, Kkorea, Iceagea, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Guahih, Stumphosse Res, AnnaK, Nuweland, New Vorarlberg, Coque Borie Lethawik, Seristria, Golonov, Lorissa, East Ase Palmars, Wyndland, Scytharum, Castlenburg, Icoland, Gelsland, Agatep, Bastile, Mally Piznoopia, Saarenmaa, Outer Sparta, Noob Farlands, Liberepublia, Stromia, Nordivia, Foudina, Iquerian, Calicov, Hankhank, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Karnea, Elestansa, Panorama Paradise, Makykay, Lumiarae, The Atlantian Republic, Astaraion, -URAN-, Empire of Draconia, Skalliad, The OG Your Moms Mom, The Deccan Federation, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Brujstan, Istastioner, Republic of Auctoritas, The AbelLandia, Saint Asperes, Sovsastan, Drembler, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Narmocrana, Belvanya, Teviar, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, Kanokla, Vientina, Montecrux, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Aresetia, Patrivus, Zantalio, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Flejan, Pupunese, Woodlands, Agartia, Cambany, Kronverg, The Democratic Unionist Cool Kids, The New Palaces, Apocalypse Borg, Soul Reapers, Republic of servia, and Francoguese.