The Principality of Bareu is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Charles II with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.987 billion Bareuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lübeek. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bareuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,372 trillion Bareuan Kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,837 Bareuan Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished, the official Bareuan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown. Bareu's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bareu is ranked 4,663^rd in the world and 79^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,320.28 pounds of wildlife per square mile.