The Democratic Republic of Spami is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.475 billion Spamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spami City. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spamian economy, worth 441 trillion Spams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,142 Spams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spami's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Spami is ranked 9,845^th in the world and 152^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,939.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.