The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth
Population | 17.077 billion |
Capital | Kraków |
Leader | Prime Minister Ela Jasińska |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | White Stork |
The Retired ForSec of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.077 billion Polish-Lithuanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,438 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,328 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the tightness of border controls in The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth leave a little to be desired, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 3,987th in the world and 80th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 188 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Secularist Republic of Parharia.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Holy Europe Empire.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Potatopelago.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Kingdom of The Commonwealth of Rylandia.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Leikansto.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Emirate of X Country.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth was endorsed by The Empire of Yaroslavsky.
- : The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth lost the endorsement of The Armed Republic of Calisia.
World Assembly
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