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Most Influential: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,242nd
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The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth

Population10.434 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Ela Jasińska

AnimalWhite Stork

The United Monarchy of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.434 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,087 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,063 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Prime Minister Ela Jasińska has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 3,048th in the world and 42nd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,088 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Influential: 13thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,292ndNicest Citizens: 1,342ndMost Inclusive: 1,438thMost Pacifist: 1,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,492ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,388thTop
Best Weather: 2,423rdMost Developed: 2,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,507thHealthiest Citizens: 2,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,801stSmartest Citizens: 2,932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,942ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,048thMost Cultured: 3,109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,224thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,238thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,129thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,745thLargest Governments: 4,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,107thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,903rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,574thLowest Crime Rates: 6,831stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,236thHighest Economic Output: 7,716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,045thMost Stationary: 9,214thNudest: 11,548thTop
Most Secular: 12,901stMost Politically Free: 18,137th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionNudest: 54th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 101st in the region

World Assembly

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