The Unspecified Winter Holiday of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.746 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,565 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Kraków, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 10,716^th in the world and 186^th in Europe for Most Secular, with 87.05 Atheism Rate.