The United Monarchy of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.928 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,030 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Prime Minister Ela Jasińska has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 210,101^st in the world and 1,123^rd in Europe for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 50.53 Workforce Participation Rate.