The Ukraine Supporter of The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ela Jasińska with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.076 billion Polish-Lithuanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polish-Lithuanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,630 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,184 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the tightness of border controls in The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth leave a little to be desired, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown. The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth's national animal is the White Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is ranked 263,482^nd in the world and 1,146^th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.63 crimes per hour.