The Can't Get Enough of You of Mystris is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ThunderClan with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.752 billion Mystrisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snakerocks. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mystrisian economy, worth 632 trillion nones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 168,630 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, highway rest stops are stocking up on fallout scrubbing kits, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. Mystris's national animal is the Swiftpaw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the wc fandom.

Mystris is ranked 18,794^th in the world and 419^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 168,630.11 Standard Monetary Units.