The Federated State of Rainengrad is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Kegelkop with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 22.24 billion Rainengradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faraberline. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rainengradian economy, worth a remarkable 9,972 trillion Lexells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 448,399 Lexells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and Comrade Kegelkop claims to know what infants are thinking. Crime is totally unknown. Rainengrad's national animal is the soltegu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zonneregenisme.

Rainengrad is ranked 7,015^th in the world and 314^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.23 years.