The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.967 billion Dacarbatians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacarbatian economy, worth 995 trillion D₩ Dacarbatian Won a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 250,866 D₩ Dacarbatian Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for night vision goggles and boat engine mufflers has spiked, greased palms have made Jang Hwa-seok's office smell like gravy, Dacarbatian military drills look more like joint-The North Pacific exercises than anything else, and bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia's national animal is the Dacarbatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dacarbatia is ranked 313,673^rd in the world and 4,647^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -652.98 on the Scary Big Number Scale.