The Yonbankonghuaguk of Dacarbatia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jang Hwa-seok with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.313 billion Dacarbatians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkaeus. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dacarbatian economy, worth 819 trillion D₩ Dacarbatian Won a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,387 D₩ Dacarbatian Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dacarbatia's national animal is the Dacarbatian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism and Spiritualism.

Dacarbatia is ranked 2,721^st in the world and 129^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 97.5 on the Human Development Index.