The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Authoritarian Democracy | “Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?” | |
2. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Moo” | |
3. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
4. | ![]() | Tyranny by Majority | “Moo” | |
5. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
6. | ![]() | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Nothing to see here...” | |
7. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Shut up! Who asked you?” | |
8. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
9. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “United we stand, divided we fall” | |
10. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” |