The World World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland	Authoritarian Democracy	“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
2.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
3.	The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Pray and feel the love”
4.	The Cheeky Tease of Holy Theocracy of the Endocrine	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Nothing to see here...”
5.	The Eternal Misfortune of Copercia	Tyranny by Majority	“Stop reading my motto!”
6.	The Intolerancy of Losfebev	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Shut up! Who asked you?”
7.	The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“25000000BC or Bust!”
8.	The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
9.	The Holy Orange Primitocracy of Western Scientificum	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Please don't go to our eastern neighbors, alright?”
10.	The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”