by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in The North Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 16,179th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Kingdom of MerconitonitopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity”
2.The Territory of EffluviumDemocratic Socialists“Viva Effluvium!”
3.The Territory of OffalPsychotic Dictatorship“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”
4.The Unified States of New PalimpsestPsychotic Dictatorship“If you can read this, you will be punished!”
5.The Territory of South TussinPsychotic Dictatorship“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”
6.The Territory of BocephusIron Fist Consumerists“Calamidad, Pan, Ficticia”
7.The Grand Felinocracy of SlugistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kittens rule, puppies drool”
8.The Vene Ericidom of Vene GraMoralistic Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
9.The Empire of All-revolutionary RussiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“This nation is satirical. I do not support Russia.”
10.The Republic of Soviet PeacekeepersIron Fist Consumerists“Motto”
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