The Most Primitive in The North Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 18,462nd in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia||Authoritarian Democracy||“All Rivers run into the Sea, yet the Sea is not Full”|
|2.||The Kingdom of Marsolpavia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our lives to the One True King”|
|3.||The Territory of Effluvium||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Viva Effluvium!”|
|4.||The Territory of South Tussin||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”|
|5.||The Unified States of New Palimpsest||Psychotic Dictatorship||“If you can read this, you will be punished!”|
|6.||The Territory of Offal||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”|
|7.||The Grand Felinocracy of Slugistan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kittens rule, puppies drool”|
|8.||The Territory of Bocephus||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Calamidad, Pan, Ficticia”|
|9.||The Nomadic of LE HEL||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I'm done, why?! F the feds and you!”|
|10.||The Kingdom of Ye Olde Kek Kingdom||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For the Glory of Kek!”|