Population | 12.858 billion |
Capital | Dávquilia |
Leader | King Ælex XI |
Faith | Fráncigaism |
Currency | Tickeque |
Animal | Mandashián Gorilla |
The Kingdom of Mankitownland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Ælex XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 12.858 billion Mandashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dávquilia. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mandashian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion Tickeques a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,674 Tickeques, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mankitownland's national animal is the Mandashián Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fráncigaism.
Mankitownland is ranked 2,599th in the world and 136th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 65.05 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, if they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more.
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
- : Mankitownland was endorsed by The Beloved Homeland of Batatoland Empire.
- : Mankitownland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in Mankitownland, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 187 » Ethnon, Dreadton, The Rhein States, Corfad, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Omnistria, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Xagill, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Empy, Sikol, Simone Republic, Kranostav, Xentherida, Votak Matim, Pallaith, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Unshleepd, Hellsinky, Vincone Cae, Wisconsota, Kwaj, The Jerichowan Country, Merconitonitopia, Holy Marcus Empire, Parpyduckland, Maott, Pasargad, KAP03land, Cobolica, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Unsophisticate, Regallio, Gragadoia, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Varisland, and 137 others.PotatoFarmers, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Oannia, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, The Austro Germanic Union, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, TyGerria, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Nationeer, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Pinky Queen, Federation of Vanguard, IHateRights, Gorundu, Iespao, Laurendon, Esperonia, Etanur, Khoik, Seenvorland, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Atrito, Southern Moosetopia, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Petronellania, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Sindoesia, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, New Chiken, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Halsoni, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Opis, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, The Iron Lions, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Davidianian, and Batatoland Empire.